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uridea
  • Town/Country : Phoenix , US
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 August 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 430
  • Number of comments : 69
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About uridea : I love the Steelers and hanging out with my friends and family. I read FMLs to pass the time and because they are super funny and I enjoy humor.

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Today, I went with my sister to get our eyebrows waxed. I didn't think my eyebrows were that bad--and they weren't! When the guy waxed my eyebrows, he gestured my lips and said, "Moustache, too?" Mortified, I said, "No!" to which he replied, "Aw, someone no get kissy tonight." FML

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