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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 August 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 769
  • Number of comments : 70
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About uridea : I love the Steelers and hanging out with my friends and family. Playstation is my favorite game console, my gamertag is the same as the one on here if anyway wants to hit me up to play :). Mostly I play RPG and FPS games. Also, I enjoy reading FMLs to pass the time and because they are amusing. If you want to know shoot me a message.

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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You've liked someone. How cute!

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uridea's favorite FMLs

Today, I went with my sister to get our eyebrows waxed. I didn't think my eyebrows were that bad--and they weren't! When the guy waxed my eyebrows, he gestured my lips and said, "Moustache, too?" Mortified, I said, "No!" to which he replied, "Aw, someone no get kissy tonight." FML


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