Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Offline (the 06/18/2015 at 2:06am) | Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 August 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 607
  • Number of comments : 70
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About uridea : I love the Steelers and hanging out with my friends and family. Playstation is my favorite game console, my gamertag is the same as the one on here if anyway wants to hit me up to play :). Mostly I play RPG and FPS games. Also, I enjoy reading FMLs to pass the time and because they are amusing. If you want to know shoot me a message.

uridea's page activity

Visits<b>dakatabg</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 2:13am<b>Iwtumn</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 4:07am<b>Y0UI34574RD</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 4:02pm<b>Laxinitup</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 6:06am<b>PlainWhiteWalls</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 4:37am<b>abattior</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 5:07pm<b>IvyRizzzzoli</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 9:59pm<b>Matheo</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 3:13pm<b>khoov19</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 12:55am<b>mrg_not_a_dude</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 12:24am<b>martin8337</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 9:11pm<b>Countryboy1996</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 11:05pm<b>Attacksloth</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 3:11pm<b>buenos24</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 6:41am<b>gary8082</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 7:11pm<b>wakemeupplease</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 7:05pm<b>sleepwalker13</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 8:53pm<b>rocker_chick23</b> - the 12/04/2014 at 3:10pm

Fucked!<b>martin8337</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 7:21am

uridea's FML badges

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!


Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

See all of uridea's badges

uridea's favorite FMLs

Today, I went with my sister to get our eyebrows waxed. I didn't think my eyebrows were that bad--and they weren't! When the guy waxed my eyebrows, he gestured my lips and said, "Moustache, too?" Mortified, I said, "No!" to which he replied, "Aw, someone no get kissy tonight." FML


I agree, your life sucks (40949) - you deserved it (9093)

On 07/11/2009 at 1:58am - misc - by RR (woman) - United States (New York)

FML's blog

  • Feeling shitty? Write to Auntie Bernie!
  • It's a new summer, so here's a new feature. OK, that doesn't mean much, but you've got to start somewhere. The idea came from the fact that we get sent a lot of FMLs that touch us, in our heart of…

Friday 24 July 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: