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uremystar
  • Town/Country : NY, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 24
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About uremystar : As much as there is a lot of unfortunate things that happen to people, it gives me relief to know that my life is not all that bad and at times provides a good laugh that is much needed in my stressful grad school life.

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Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44180) - you deserved it (5976)

On 02/13/2014 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, trying to be a responsible parent, I bought my daughter a pack of condoms in case she ever decided to have sex. She turned them into balloon animals and went back to playing video games. FML

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On 02/13/2014 at 10:47am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)



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