About uremystar : As much as there is a lot of unfortunate things that happen to people, it gives me relief to know that my life is not all that bad and at times provides a good laugh that is much needed in my stressful grad school life.
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Today, my mom told me my relationship is a joke, because teenagers don't understand the meaning of relationships and commitment. I couldn't help but remind her how she's divorced three separate men to date. She hit me over the head so hard that snot flew out of my nose. FML
by Anonymous / 07/18/2014 at 7:06pm / United States (New York) / Love
by Puzzlepiece / 06/28/2014 at 10:08am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML
by Anonymous / 02/13/2014 at 8:31pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 02/13/2014 at 10:47am / United States (Missouri) / Kids
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