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urban_el0quence
  • Town/Country : Grinnell, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 December 1988 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 1308
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, while working at a restaurant, I watched someone throw their car door open and hit the side of my brand new car for the third time this week. I told the woman to be more careful. She told my manager that I was being racist. As I was being yelled at, I watched her hit my car again, smiling. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66093) - you deserved it (1966)

On 04/10/2009 at 2:59am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, my mum came home from a business trip. My four-year-old brother, who I'd been watching, told her I was "sexing" my boyfriend a lot after I put him to bed. After lots of arguing, she banned me from seeing him and took my car away. Only much later did I realize my brother meant "texting". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66868) - you deserved it (3698)

On 02/23/2009 at 11:47am - intimacy - by Megan (woman) - Canada (Ontario)