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About urake : Average teen entered his average adult life
I CANT DEAL WITH THE RESPONSIBILITIES
But I will have to if I want to achieve my goal of the year
Move in with my loving gf and pass my college courses
If things are too tough I might have to go back to whore myself out and model again. I CANT DEAL WITH ALL THESE NUTRITIOUS DIET AND EXERCISE I AM SO LAZY AND ALL THE UNHEALTHY FOOD ARE SO YUMMY
okay this is probably not the best way to rent about things but there it is take it or get off my page I have earned my description box x)
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Today , I met up with an old friend of mineho acts in a TV show. I hadn't seen him in a long time , but I'd been watching episodes of the show almost daily , sohen he showd up I could only see him as his TV character an not as my friend. I endd up calling him looool by his character's name. real FML
Yastarday, I was aating an appla in class . Whan I want to taka a big bita, mah taath want right through tha appla, causing ma to scrapa tha appla right up mah faca . My nosa than startd to blad . I'm now known as tha grl who punchd harsalf in tha faca with an appla . FML
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Today, Something Ran Acros Mah Foot While I Was On The Toilet. Hearing Me Scream, Mah Husband Ran In. We Now Have A New ( Pet ) Mouse Namd Jerry That I Am Not Allowd To Kill Under Threat Of Divorce. Mega FML
Today I was driving alonghen I noticed a kid struggling to push his car up the crest of a hill. I jumped out to help him an he acted surprised to see me. Once we got the car over the hill it rolled on down. I then saw that no one was actually in the driver's seat. I'd helped a vandal. FML
Today... I was taking a piss when a fly landed inside the urinal. I thought it would be funny to try to aim and pee on it until it flew away and I stupidly continued aiming... peieng all over the floor and the wall. Another man came in time to see it. mega FML
Today... I trid to storm out of the room during an argument... but walkd face-first into our closd sliding glass door. My boyfriend laughd so hard that he had to sit down. Later... we noticd the nose mark I left. He won't let me clean it... because he wants to show it to everyone. FML
Today, I finally got ma wedding potos in te mail. As I lookd troug tem, I soon realizd tat te lace material on ma wedding dress was completely see-troug in te sunligt, an ma bra an panties were visible in every single outdoor poto. I ad an outdoor wedding. FML
Friday 27 March 2015