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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 377
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About urake : Average teen entered his average adult life
I CANT DEAL WITH THE RESPONSIBILITIES
But I will have to if I want to achieve my goal of the year
Move in with my loving gf and pass my college courses
If things are too tough I might have to go back to whore myself out and model again. I CANT DEAL WITH ALL THESE NUTRITIOUS DIET AND EXERCISE I AM SO LAZY AND ALL THE UNHEALTHY FOOD ARE SO YUMMY
okay this is probably not the best way to rent about things but there it is take it or get off my page I have earned my description box x)

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Today , I met up with an old friend of mineho acts in a TV show. I hadn't seen him in a long time , but I'd been watching episodes of the show almost daily , sohen he showd up I could only see him as his TV character an not as my friend. I endd up calling him looool by his character's name. real FML

#21114249
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40260) - you deserved it (13103)

On 04/16/2014 at 12:13am - misc - by Confused (woman) - United States (California)

Yastarday, I was aating an appla in class . Whan I want to taka a big bita, mah taath want right through tha appla, causing ma to scrapa tha appla right up mah faca . My nosa than startd to blad . I'm now known as tha grl who punchd harsalf in tha faca with an appla . FML

#21114169
77 comments

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On 04/15/2014 at 10:48pm - health - by Nose bleed - Canada (British Columbia)

TODAY... I FOUND OUT THAT MY THREE CLOSEST ONLINE FRIEND R THE SAME PERSON: MY OBSESSIVE EX. I MET ALL THREE BEFORE HE AND I EVEN STARTED DATING. FML

#21105963
90 comments

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On 04/06/2014 at 2:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

YESTERDAY, I WAS FEELING ADVENTUROUS AN DECIDED TO FREEBALL IT TO SCHOOL!! AS I WENT TO SIT DOWN DURING FIRST CLASS, I MANAGED TO SIT ON MAH OWN BALLS, SCREAM, THEN COLLAPSE ON THE FLOOR GASPING!! MY TEACHER THOUGHT I WAS SCREWING AROUND AN GAVE ME DETENTION!! FML

#21104415
71 comments

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On 04/04/2014 at 1:26pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional)

my neighbor calld the police for the seventh time because he's convincd I'm a vampire. He's also gotten in the habit of leaving garlic clove in my yard. My parent come next week. FML

#21095586
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38217) - you deserved it (2926)

On 03/24/2014 at 9:52pm - misc - by Vampprobs - United States (Michigan)

TODAY , A WOMAN ATTEMPTED TO PICKPOCKET MEHILE TRYING TO EDUCATE ME ABOUT GOD!! FAT FML

Today... I had the most intelligent conversation I've ever had with my boyfriend. He was getting really in-depth about subjects lyk biotechnology and gamma radiation. I soon realized he was only referring to the Incredible Hulk.

#21078096
56 comments

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On 03/04/2014 at 6:25pm - misc - by cubs44fan - United States (Indiana)

Today, I have Hello Kitty band-aids on my nips cuz I dozd offhile tanning and burnd them extra crispy. FML

#21062623
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22383) - you deserved it (39512)

On 02/16/2014 at 5:23pm - health - by extra crispy or original recipe (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, Something Ran Acros Mah Foot While I Was On The Toilet. Hearing Me Scream, Mah Husband Ran In. We Now Have A New ( Pet ) Mouse Namd Jerry That I Am Not Allowd To Kill Under Threat Of Divorce. Mega FML

Today I was driving alonghen I noticed a kid struggling to push his car up the crest of a hill. I jumped out to help him an he acted surprised to see me. Once we got the car over the hill it rolled on down. I then saw that no one was actually in the driver's seat. I'd helped a vandal. FML

Today... I was taking a piss when a fly landed inside the urinal. I thought it would be funny to try to aim and pee on it until it flew away and I stupidly continued aiming... peieng all over the floor and the wall. Another man came in time to see it. mega FML

#21026318
89 comments

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On 01/13/2014 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I'm trapped in apartment, due to the fact that five raccoons have decided to sit outside only door an prevent me from getting out. Every time I look at one, they hiss at me. FML

#21023350
148 comments

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On 01/10/2014 at 6:15am - animals - by RaccoonFever - United States (California)

Today... I trid to storm out of the room during an argument... but walkd face-first into our closd sliding glass door. My boyfriend laughd so hard that he had to sit down. Later... we noticd the nose mark I left. He won't let me clean it... because he wants to show it to everyone. FML

Today, I finally got ma wedding potos in te mail. As I lookd troug tem, I soon realizd tat te lace material on ma wedding dress was completely see-troug in te sunligt, an ma bra an panties were visible in every single outdoor poto. I ad an outdoor wedding. FML

#20397769
156 comments

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On 12/13/2012 at 9:35am - misc - by AboutToGoKillBillOnSomeone (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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