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Today, I was working at Chuck-E-Cheese. If that isn't enough, I was put in the mouse costume. Due to the disgusting hot smell and atmosphere in the costume, I fainted in front of a birthday party. I awoke to a little boy screaming who then kicked me in the face and ran. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50141) - you deserved it (3899)

On 03/05/2009 at 2:14am - work - by Shell (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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