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  • Town/Country : owensville, US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 October 1987 (25 years)
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Today, I was working at Chuck-E-Cheese. If that isn't enough, I was put in the mouse costume. Due to the disgusting hot smell and atmosphere in the costume, I fainted in front of a birthday party. I awoke to a little boy screaming who then kicked me in the face and ran. FML

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