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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 13 September 1992 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 383
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About upsidedownn : I like reading FML when I'm having a bad day... It makes the bad things in my life seem less prevalent.

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upsidedownn's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw a homeless man on the corner, I thought I would be generous and give him some cash. I rolled down my window and waved my hand for him to come over. As he was walking over, he was struck by another car. FML

#14228543
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37557) - you deserved it (4368)

On 12/16/2010 at 9:23pm - misc - by carson28 - United States (California)

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML

#13418490
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43796) - you deserved it (7949)

On 10/12/2010 at 8:57am - intimacy - by fungettingdressed - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML

#12837026
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37269) - you deserved it (7529)

On 08/31/2010 at 10:48am - love - by maebyf - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up at 6:00 am to the sound of somebody laying on their horn outside my apartment. I ran outside to yell at them only to find out it was my car. The horn was shortcircuting. All my neighbors stood on their porch laughing as I repeatedly punched my steering wheel to make it stop. FML

#6252858
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23313) - you deserved it (3545)

On 11/11/2009 at 12:55am - misc - by carsuck (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw an article that Burger King is selling a whopper with seven patties in celebration of the Windows Seven release. Upon reading this, I immediately got an extremely forceful erection. I think this is a sign to stop putting off that diet. FML

#6001058
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13400) - you deserved it (8492)

On 10/26/2009 at 12:25am - intimacy - by Brian (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to dress in all black with a ski mask and use my spare key to break into my house as a joke. He though it was even funnier when I jumped out the window and broke my leg. FML

#5622271
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33060) - you deserved it (5132)

On 10/03/2009 at 1:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, during foreplay, I was trying to be sexy. But instead I fell off the bed, landed in the laundry basket, and was attacked by the dog. FML

#5163461
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17712) - you deserved it (4754)

On 09/10/2009 at 2:18am - intimacy - by Loveless (woman) - United States (California)

Today, before I went to bed, I watched a terrifying movie with zombies. I woke up with a headache, a bloody nose, and my mom standing over me frantically asking me what was wrong. Apparently I had been "fighting the zombies off" in my sleep and had been punching myself in the face. FML

#4501918
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43043) - you deserved it (11537)

On 08/13/2009 at 2:17pm - misc - by fearofzombies (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while I was out, I was having a drink with a pretty girl. She started looking at my crotch and said, smiling, "There's something burning down there." I smiled, but she insisted. Ashes had set my trousers on fire. FML

#345
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21343) - you deserved it (4291)

On 11/19/2008 at 11:37pm - misc - by lageste - Sent from mobile version



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