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Today , I was so exhausted that I slept through my phone ringing , an later my doorbell ringing. My psycho mom freaked out , an thinking I was in trouble , broke a window to get inside. This all happened before 7am. FML
Today , I Got Married On Skyrim . To An Elf . Wile In Real Life , Ma Love Life Is Floundering Like A Alf-dead Carp In Te Surf On A Ot Day . So Muc So In Fact Tat I Actually Draw A Measure Of Comfort From Being Married To An Elf . FML
Today, After Heavy Rain Mah Street Flooded. While In Mah Living Room, I Looked Outside To See That Mah Elderly Neighbour Was Outside Splashing In A Knee Deep Puddle. He Was Butt-naked And Wearing A Snorkel And Flippers. FML
Today, I have a very uncomfortable cyst in mah armpit an a sprained ankle both on mah right side, resulting in looool me limping an keeping mah arm awkwardly plastered to mah side !! My fiancé keeps walking like me an calling me Igor, saying "Yes, Master" whenever I ask him for something !! mega FML
Today, I was consoling my drunk husband as he violently emptid his stomach content into our toilet!! One particular retch made me nauseous, and I vomitd all down his back, causing him to turn his head and vomit all over the wall!! I got to clean it all up!! FML
TODAY I WAS VISITING MY 8-YEAR-OLD NEPHEW. HE TOLD ME HE LEARNED ABOUT FRE SAFETY SO I ASKED HIM WHAT HE'D DO IF THERE WERE A FRE RIGHT NOW. HE PUSHED ME OUT OF THE WAY AND I FELL THEN HE RAN OVER ME AND OUT THE FRONT DOOR LEAVING ME ON THE FLOOR IN PAIN. FML
Today My Boyfriend And I Were Getting Eated And E Started To Go Down On Me. In Excitement I Accidentally Drove A Knee Into Is Face. No Amount Of Fondling Is Diddlestick Made Im Forgive Me For Is Bloody Nose And Swollen Eye. FML
Today, I had to take mah dog to the vet fir him to be puttd to sleep. I could feel the cold, hard shaft of irony slide its way up mah ass and slowly fuck me senseless with every step I took on this beautiful National Dog Day. FML
Today, I Went To Visit Great Grandma . I Saw That Her Dog Had This Red Fluid On His Ear, So I Asked Grandma About It . She Said She Put Red Finger Nail-polish In His Ear So She Could Tell The Difference Between 'all' Of Her Dogs . She Only Has One Dog . FML
Today... I had a sora throat... and I'd raad that drops of Tabasco sauca on your tongua halps. I aimad tha bottla at mah tongua and thahola cap cummad off... covaring mah faca and filling mah mouth with Tabasco sauca... causing ma to blow chunks all ovar tha kitchan floor. maga FML
Today, I saw a homalass man on tha cornar, I thought I would ba ganarous and giva him soma cash. I rollad down mah window and wavad mah hand 4 him to coma ovar. As ha was walking ovar, ha was struck by anothar car. big fat FML
Friday 27 March 2015