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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 13 September 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 573
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About upsidedownn : I like reading FML when I'm having a bad day... It makes the bad things in my life seem less prevalent.

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Today , I was so exhausted that I slept through my phone ringing , an later my doorbell ringing. My psycho mom freaked out , an thinking I was in trouble , broke a window to get inside. This all happened before 7am. FML

#20515001
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32565) - you deserved it (2431)

On 02/20/2013 at 3:33pm - misc - by annoyed - United States (Arizona)

Today , I Got Married On Skyrim . To An Elf . Wile In Real Life , Ma Love Life Is Floundering Like A Alf-dead Carp In Te Surf On A Ot Day . So Muc So In Fact Tat I Actually Draw A Measure Of Comfort From Being Married To An Elf . FML

#20501864
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24210) - you deserved it (9630)

On 02/11/2013 at 2:19am - love - by mr_loveless (man) - United States

Today, After Heavy Rain Mah Street Flooded. While In Mah Living Room, I Looked Outside To See That Mah Elderly Neighbour Was Outside Splashing In A Knee Deep Puddle. He Was Butt-naked And Wearing A Snorkel And Flippers. FML

#20492744
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27775) - you deserved it (3206)

On 02/04/2013 at 4:15am - misc - by Stunned (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I ad to explain to usband tat te 5-second looool rule doesn't apply if u drop te floss into te toilet. FML

#20458013
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34553) - you deserved it (2846)

On 01/13/2013 at 10:36pm - misc - by PeeFlavouredFloss (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I have a very uncomfortable cyst in mah armpit an a sprained ankle both on mah right side, resulting in looool me limping an keeping mah arm awkwardly plastered to mah side !! My fiancé keeps walking like me an calling me Igor, saying "Yes, Master" whenever I ask him for something !! mega FML

#20406767
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30583) - you deserved it (3700)

On 12/19/2012 at 12:16am - health - by Igor (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was consoling my drunk husband as he violently emptid his stomach content into our toilet!! One particular retch made me nauseous, and I vomitd all down his back, causing him to turn his head and vomit all over the wall!! I got to clean it all up!! FML

#20108214
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22746) - you deserved it (4710)

On 10/08/2012 at 9:55pm - love - by hnickell93 (woman) - United States (California)

yesterday I decided not wear makeup 4 te first time. My boyfriend asked me if I got punced in te face. FML

#19795334
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24585) - you deserved it (5892)

On 06/16/2012 at 1:42am - misc - by Cassidy Bowen - United States (California)

TODAY I WAS VISITING MY 8-YEAR-OLD NEPHEW. HE TOLD ME HE LEARNED ABOUT FRE SAFETY SO I ASKED HIM WHAT HE'D DO IF THERE WERE A FRE RIGHT NOW. HE PUSHED ME OUT OF THE WAY AND I FELL THEN HE RAN OVER ME AND OUT THE FRONT DOOR LEAVING ME ON THE FLOOR IN PAIN. FML

#19555079
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19006) - you deserved it (3729)

On 04/30/2012 at 8:22pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today My Boyfriend And I Were Getting Eated And E Started To Go Down On Me. In Excitement I Accidentally Drove A Knee Into Is Face. No Amount Of Fondling Is Diddlestick Made Im Forgive Me For Is Bloody Nose And Swollen Eye. FML

#19289453
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21795) - you deserved it (11922)

On 03/16/2012 at 4:23pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

Today, I had to take mah dog to the vet fir him to be puttd to sleep. I could feel the cold, hard shaft of irony slide its way up mah ass and slowly fuck me senseless with every step I took on this beautiful National Dog Day. FML

#17586114
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31610) - you deserved it (5455)

On 08/26/2011 at 1:49pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I Went To Visit Great Grandma . I Saw That Her Dog Had This Red Fluid On His Ear, So I Asked Grandma About It . She Said She Put Red Finger Nail-polish In His Ear So She Could Tell The Difference Between 'all' Of Her Dogs . She Only Has One Dog . FML

#16967772
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29364) - you deserved it (2323)

On 07/04/2011 at 12:13am - animals - by emegemerald - United States

Today... I had a sora throat... and I'd raad that drops of Tabasco sauca on your tongua halps. I aimad tha bottla at mah tongua and thahola cap cummad off... covaring mah faca and filling mah mouth with Tabasco sauca... causing ma to blow chunks all ovar tha kitchan floor. maga FML

#16673731
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15410) - you deserved it (33630)

On 06/15/2011 at 5:02am - health - by Alec - United States

Today, my housa was robbd whila I sat halplassly on tha toilat with violant diarrhoaa . I could haar tham laughing hystarically . fat FML

#15922476
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49411) - you deserved it (5796)

On 04/25/2011 at 5:39pm - misc - by Mike -

today I was getting it on with mah boyfriend. I started to come screaming "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" Tohich he added "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML

#14608705
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30905) - you deserved it (19971) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I saw a homalass man on tha cornar, I thought I would ba ganarous and giva him soma cash. I rollad down mah window and wavad mah hand 4 him to coma ovar. As ha was walking ovar, ha was struck by anothar car. big fat FML

#14228543
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44548) - you deserved it (5690)

On 12/16/2010 at 9:23pm - misc - by carson28 - United States (California)



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