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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 27 August 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 337
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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yesterday my elderly neigbor along wit our community curc's priest cummed to my ouse and demanded to ( give tem te girl ). Te girl is my 3-year-old daugter,o as natural born red irises and is poto-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54843) - you deserved it (3071)

On 12/08/2013 at 5:07pm - kids - by OakStake (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my body-building addiction hit a whole new level when I beggd my friend to sell me her breast milk .

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  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

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