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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 27 August 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 381
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

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Today, my elderly neighbor along with our community church's priest came to my house and demanded to "give them the girl". The girl is my 3-year-old daughter, who has natural born red irises and is photo-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML


I agree, your life sucks (56350) - you deserved it (3172)

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Today, my body-building addiction hit a whole new level when I begged my friend to sell me her breast milk. FML

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