Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

unseen

Search for a member

unseen

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 July 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5104
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About unseen : I play bass in a band. Go to college full time. any questions?

unseen's page activity

Visits<b>Haleyz</b> - the 11/15/2013 at 12:17am<b>gothchick98</b> - the 10/25/2009 at 12:19am<b>ch2358</b> - the 09/20/2009 at 10:54pm<b>username666</b> - the 05/28/2009 at 5:11pm<b>august82</b> - the 05/13/2009 at 4:00pm<b>hopiee</b> - the 05/04/2009 at 10:37pm<b>Chaith</b> - the 03/30/2009 at 6:05pm<b>rachel_anna</b> - the 03/22/2009 at 12:42am

unseen's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

unseen's favorite FMLs

Today, my crush came over and we began to fool around. He started to kiss my stomach, and just when I was getting into it, he pulled away with a disgusted look on his face, wiped his mouth, and said, "We'll continue this when you get rid of all your bellybutton lint." FML

#3740095
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19142) - you deserved it (57896)

On 07/14/2009 at 5:41am - intimacy - by unlucky_number13 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was eating at Applebees at a high table with bar stools. I was reaching over to get some gum out of mom's purse when my chair flipped out from under me and my soda fell on top of me and got in my ear. To make things worse, the waiter ran over and shouted "I give that one a 10!" FML

#1440141
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42974) - you deserved it (7786)

On 04/28/2009 at 9:39pm - misc - by kate (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was trying to convince my boyfriend that I am NOT a dumb blonde. After screaming at the top of my lungs, I tripped over a bin and hit my head on a wall. FML

#582886
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19670) - you deserved it (81895)

On 03/24/2009 at 7:10pm - misc - by blondie (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I came out to my mom. I had an epic speech planned, and when I tried to tell her, it all fell apart and I started crying and just said, "I'm gay." After a few seconds silence, my mom sighs and says, "Duh." FML

#506180
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58946) - you deserved it (16294)

On 03/21/2009 at 5:13am - misc - by teriyaki124 - United States (California)

Today, I went into my older brother's room to get a condom. This happened the other day too when my boyfriend forgot one. So I went in there today and there was a note that said "Little Sister, stop using my condoms. And your boyfriend sounds like a girl when he climaxes." FML

#497309
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29646) - you deserved it (110771)

On 03/20/2009 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Stacy (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to online to find out why my midterm grade is for my least favorite class Psychology. After weeks upon weeks of studying and doing work for a class I hate I found out that I have a zero in the class. Turns out I've been going to the wrong psychology class all semester. FML

#271677
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36227) - you deserved it (59741)

On 03/11/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by absentminded (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I bought a parakeet for my kids. When I got home and presented it to them, they wanted to let him fly around inside. We went around the house making sure all the windows and doors were shut. Unfortunately I forgot to turn off the ceiling fan. FML

#264253
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32020) - you deserved it (58391)

On 03/10/2009 at 8:10pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was pissing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze. Unable to hold it, I sneezed and hit my head on a metal beam supporting the urinal. In complete disarray, I had to step back from the urinal while pissing and managed to spray the floor, the wall, and the person next to me. FML

#125156
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57692) - you deserved it (6912)

On 02/24/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by iliketurtles (man) - United States (California)



FML's blog

  • FML's Thanksgiving Special: TGS
  • As many of us know through popular culture, today is Thanksgiving in the US. Come on, we’ve all seen a TV show involving a Thanksgiving dinner or plans to do so that have gone awry due to one of the main…

Wednesday 26 November 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: