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You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Today, my coworkers glued pairs of different sized googly eyes all over my office equipment, seconds before an important client arrived. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47399) - you deserved it (3960)

On 07/17/2013 at 10:55am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my psycho abstinence-only sex ed teacher claimed condoms give 50% protection at most against pregnancy. I couldn't help but correct her. She apologized for her "mistake", saying, "It's just that we're not ALL sluts, Kara." Now everyone thinks I'm a raging whore. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44425) - you deserved it (6451)

On 03/22/2013 at 8:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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