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Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. While I was waiting for him to get ready, I saw a little purple change purse on his dresser. I picked it up, shook it and heard what I assumed was change clanging around in there, so I opened it and out of it poured about ten human teeth into my hand. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10665) - you deserved it (19527)

On 03/17/2010 at 10:58pm - misc - by Rachael (woman) - United States (Idaho)

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Today, I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger. He threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24573) - you deserved it (6540)

On 03/04/2010 at 12:15pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)

Today, a waiter came up and and put out his hand so I gave him a high five and pounded it. He then says, "Um, that was a nice high five but I wanted your plate." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8907) - you deserved it (40840)

On 05/24/2009 at 1:01am - misc - by Clueless (woman) - United States

Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML

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On 03/20/2009 at 12:15am - kids - by ScoobieDoo (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, My boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example he responded "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of WarCraft." FML

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On 02/12/2009 at 10:46pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Arizona)

Today, my son happened to have forgotten to log out of MSN. He had written, 'When am I getting out of this place?' and his username was 'mother fucker'. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20640) - you deserved it (4977)

On 11/13/2008 at 1:51am - kids - by syle - Sent from mobile version



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