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Today, I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger. He threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33042) - you deserved it (9060)

On 03/04/2010 at 12:15pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)

Today, a waiter came up and and put out his hand so I gave him a high five and pounded it. He then says, "Um, that was a nice high five but I wanted your plate." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11597) - you deserved it (54815)

On 05/24/2009 at 1:01am - misc - by Clueless (woman) - United States

Today, My boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example he responded "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of WarCraft." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46352) - you deserved it (7192)

On 02/12/2009 at 10:46pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Arizona)

Today, my son forgot to log out of MSN. He had written, "When am I getting out of this place?" and his username was "mother fucker". FML

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