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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 9 September 1991 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 791
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About unnamed : I like moving closer to people inconspicuously until they get uncomfortable. Streetlight Manifesto makes me happy

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How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

unnamed's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML

by soooyeah / 04/30/2009 at 8:15am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy