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  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 September 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 435
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About unnamed : I like moving closer to people inconspicuously until they get uncomfortable. Streetlight Manifesto makes me happy

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Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML

#1485215 (493)

I agree, your life sucks (81567) - you deserved it (11213)

On 04/30/2009 at 8:15am - intimacy - by soooyeah (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (363048) - you deserved it (401397)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)