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  • Number of visits : 96
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About unluckyjerk : A cool guy my friends seem to like
. Wait a sec I forgot I don't have friends I have a gang of teeletubby as cronies

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Today, there was a forest fire in my town. I was still forced to go to school, as it was safer. A lot of people decided not to go, and we ended up doing nothing but watching the news reports. There, I got to see my house burning on live TV. FML


I agree, your life sucks (71340) - you deserved it (4409)

On 01/16/2014 at 10:42pm - misc - by Fire sucks. (man) - United States

Today, I tried to prove to my girlfriend how much I've matured and that our relationship comes before anything else in my life. So I went to delete my character in World of Warcraft. I tried to confirm it, but I couldn't, breaking down in tears instead. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37329) - you deserved it (29834)

On 12/30/2013 at 12:20pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my strict Christian mother walked into my room just after I'd finished masturbating. Although dressed, I was still holding the used tissue, which she noticed. Having to think fast to disguise my deed and avoid an entire sermon, I had no option but to blow my nose with the spunky tissue. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53403) - you deserved it (27525)

On 12/29/2013 at 7:36am - intimacy - by Jizzyface (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, a DJ friend of mine offered me a part in one of his tracks. I was flattered, and accepted. All I ended up singing was, "I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch" over and over again in the background. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40383) - you deserved it (7017) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/28/2013 at 9:46am - misc - by Cacahuete (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had a dream that I was playing fetch with my dog. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't woken up to the sound of my phone smashing against the wall. FML

Today, my grandmother opened the bathroom door to find me eating a spoonful of Nutella while on the toilet. She is convinced that I was eating my own shit and will not stop telling everybody. They believe her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28547) - you deserved it (41645)

On 09/15/2013 at 5:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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