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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 14 February 1998 (18 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1260
  • Number of comments : 91
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About unlucky_lucy : my name is Mariko... no my parents didn't name after the girl in wolverine. it is a Japanese name because I am Japanese
major band geek
pole vaulter
soccer and track are my life

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Fucked!<b>dom_g</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 6:47am<b>hallieee</b> - the 02/18/2016 at 7:23am<b>marshm610</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 12:40am<b>moocowmilk0</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 12:01am<b>samp_squad_23</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 5:54am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 4:51am<b>delfino1604</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 9:22am<b>JusstJef</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 12:13pm<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 01/01/2016 at 8:35pm<b>AscendV</b> - the 01/01/2016 at 9:18am<b>WinterChild</b> - the 12/14/2015 at 7:13am<b>hardcorefan16</b> - the 10/28/2015 at 4:59am<b>countryguy91290</b> - the 10/17/2015 at 4:08am<b>Jayroc</b> - the 10/11/2015 at 10:50pm<b>dirtbikeguy</b> - the 10/11/2015 at 6:03am<b>S232Flash</b> - the 10/10/2015 at 9:51pm<b>boostedc</b> - the 09/22/2015 at 10:49pm<b>americanafrican</b> - the 09/22/2015 at 7:51pm

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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unlucky_lucy's favorite FMLs

Today, after cleaning my house because I'd thrown a party all weekend while my parents were gone, I still got caught because somebody tried to make beer popsicles with Q-Tips in the ice trays in my freezer. FML

by trp007 / 04/06/2014 at 11:03pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, while driving, I saw a dog run across the road. Feeling sorry for the pup on a cold, rainy night, I pulled my car over to pick it up. Once in, it started freaking out so I turned on the light. It was then that I realized I'd just put a wild coyote on my passenger seat. FML

Today, while teaching juniors about black holes, I said, "Imagine everything being sucked into a black hole." An African-American student shouted, "I'd better start clenching!" Nobody took the lesson seriously after that. FML

by regretsteachinghighschool / 11/05/2013 at 8:22am / United States (Minnesota) / Work

Today, I was playing with my phone after midnight, and I kept getting calls from a withheld number. The guy just breathed heavily and wouldn't speak. When the third call came, I asked "who the hell are you?" The call ended, and my dad yelled from outside my door: "ME! Now go to sleep!" FML

by thanks, dad... / 08/30/2013 at 1:24pm / Romania (Maramures) / Kids

Today, at the gas station, the automatic door didn't open when I approached it. I asked the cashier to open it for me, joking that because I'm a redhead, I didn't have a soul and it wouldn't open for me. The cashier freaked and wouldn't let me go until I proved I had a soul. FML

by Devil / 12/11/2012 at 1:07am / Australia (Victoria) / Transportation

Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML

by dearme / 06/01/2009 at 9:53pm / United States (North Carolina) / Health

Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML

by ScoobieDoo / 03/20/2009 at 12:15am / United States (Washington) / Kids