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unluckiestperson
  • Town/Country : Glasgow, Scotland
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 19 November 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 2299
  • Number of comments : 276
  • Number of FMLs : 3 confirmed out of 48 posted

About unluckiestperson : I'm 18, Scottish and engaged to the most amazing person in the world.

And I REALLY love cheese.

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Today, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed there was no toilet paper left, so I dug through my purse to use my one and only pad as a substitute. It clogged the toilet, and I started my period ten minutes later. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7243) - you deserved it (4255)

On 02/09/2012 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we started to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with dirty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showed him a pair of dirty ones to prove it. FML

#18937632 (267)

I agree, your life sucks (10198) - you deserved it (1656)

On 01/28/2012 at 9:34pm - intimacy - by Tiana - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my family had dinner with my future in-laws for the first time. After a bottle of wine to herself, my mother loudly insisted that I'm out of her will. Apparently, I "molest towels" and leave them to "fester for days" in my "den of depravity". I'm sure they'll give me their daughter now. FML

#18914939 (118)

I agree, your life sucks (6828) - you deserved it (717)

On 01/26/2012 at 9:49am - love - by The Towel Molester (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was driving back home with my family. I had to sit quietly for half an hour, all while pretending I didn't notice my sister playing with herself under the coat on her lap. FML

#18891781 (355)

I agree, your life sucks (9592) - you deserved it (860)

On 01/23/2012 at 5:36pm - intimacy - by jjs51 (man) - United States

Today, I watched The Omen with my father. Halfway through driving me back home, he stopped the car and made me get out right there in a rough part of town. Fifteen minutes later, he drove up beside me, laughed hysterically at how terrified I was, and told me to get in. FML

#18864677 (96)

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On 01/20/2012 at 7:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend insisted that we try phone sex. He started telling me all the things he wanted to do to me while breathing heavily. Unfortunately, it sounded so ridiculous, I burst out laughing. He hung up on me, and has refused to pick up since. FML

#18849422 (151)

I agree, your life sucks (4034) - you deserved it (6202)

On 01/18/2012 at 11:09pm - intimacy - by Lickmylovepump (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML

#18837069 (182)

I agree, your life sucks (7221) - you deserved it (2304)

On 01/17/2012 at 6:41pm - misc - by anon. (woman) - United States

Today, when I excitedly announced to my mother-in-law that I was pregnant, she looked at me with a blank expression and asked me who the father was. She's 45. She's not senile or suffering from dementia, but apparently just suffering from being a chronic bitch. FML

#18834443 (267)

I agree, your life sucks (9124) - you deserved it (834)

On 01/17/2012 at 12:04pm - misc - by littlelottie - United States (Florida)

Today, during swimming in PE, I kept noticing a stinging feeling on my scrotum. Every time I jumped into the water I would feel a sharp stab. After the full hour of hell, I went to the bathroom and looked in my new trunks. The designer had left their sewing needle in the crotch netting. FML

#18809719 (151)

I agree, your life sucks (10725) - you deserved it (1230)

On 01/14/2012 at 10:07pm - health - by CantPublish - United States

Today, while spending the night at a friend's house, I was woken up by someone kicking me. I figured she was having a nightmare, and since we were sharing a bed, I reached over to wake her up. Turns out it was her boyfriend trying to push me off the bed because they were having sex. FML

#18807759 (172)

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On 01/14/2012 at 6:40pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mother-in-law moved into my wife's two-bedroom apartment. She's quite possibly the reincarnation of Hitler himself, and she'll be staying until this time next year. FML

#18797635 (112)

I agree, your life sucks (6024) - you deserved it (635)

On 01/13/2012 at 5:58pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after a hard day on the wards as a trainee doctor, I went home and started getting frisky with my girlfriend. All I could think about was the anatomical names for what I was touching and doing. I felt physically sick. FML

#18793525 (127)

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On 01/13/2012 at 5:47am - intimacy - by doctorsandnurses (man) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, Dell's tech support called to tell me that the laptop I sent to them was going to cost an extra $300 to fix, because of the shattered screen. When I mailed my laptop to them, the touchpad wasn't working. The screen was fine. FML

#18785645 (183)

I agree, your life sucks (22950) - you deserved it (1647)

On 01/12/2012 at 3:06pm - money - by meggs2209 - United States

Today, while very sick, throwing up in a bucket beside my bed, my dad came in pushed my face into the bucket. For a laugh apparently. FML

#18770339 (146)

I agree, your life sucks (9943) - you deserved it (725)

On 01/10/2012 at 9:52pm - health - by barface - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to my first class of the semester. After an hour of intense note writing, I realized I was in the wrong class. FML

#18766012 (150)

I agree, your life sucks (11420) - you deserved it (6733)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:15pm - work - by student414 (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)