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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 October 1986 (28 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1896
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my boyfriend was tapping on my thigh to the beat of the music when we were driving to dinner. When I asked him what he was doing he replied, "Just watching the ripples." FML

#22681
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36519) - you deserved it (5816)

On 02/10/2009 at 10:11pm - misc - by thunder thighs (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my on-and-off boyfriend of 8 years asked me to cheer him up. I told him that I'm in love with him. He said "Oh, I just wanted a blowjob." FML

#18490
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41691) - you deserved it (8870)

On 02/09/2009 at 8:41pm - intimacy - by leelee50 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. When she asked me to pick up her thong from behind my bed I realized there were two. I didn't pick up hers. FML

#18252
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14359) - you deserved it (155336)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:41pm - misc - by Dulieu (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, for our 8 month anniversary, my boyfriend bought me a hideous necklace with ugly charms hanging off it. I wore it anyway and got a rash from it on the side of my neck. After seeing the rash my boyfriend accused me of having a hickey from another guy and broke up with me. FML

#16292
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62591) - you deserved it (4208)

On 02/08/2009 at 11:10pm - misc - by Jenny (woman) - United States (New York)



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