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  • Town/Country : SP, Brazil
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 October 1986 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 1571
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my boyfriend was tapping on my thigh to the beat of the music when we were driving to dinner. When I asked him what he was doing he replied, "Just watching the ripples." FML

#22681 (58)

I agree, your life sucks (27438) - you deserved it (4332)

On 02/10/2009 at 10:11pm - misc - by thunder thighs (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my on-and-off boyfriend of 8 years asked me to cheer him up. I told him that I'm in love with him. He said "Oh, I just wanted a blowjob." FML

#18490 (51)

I agree, your life sucks (31092) - you deserved it (6387)

On 02/09/2009 at 8:41pm - intimacy - by leelee50 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. When she asked me to pick up her thong from behind my bed I realized there were two. I didn't pick up hers. FML

#18252 (124)

I agree, your life sucks (8475) - you deserved it (99263)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:41pm - misc - by Dulieu (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, for our 8 month anniversary, my boyfriend bought me a hideous necklace with ugly charms hanging off it. I wore it anyway and got a rash from it on the side of my neck. After seeing the rash my boyfriend accused me of having a hickey from another guy and broke up with me. FML

#16292 (63)

I agree, your life sucks (52571) - you deserved it (3125)

On 02/08/2009 at 11:10pm - misc - by Jenny (woman) - United States (New York)