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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 649
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About unknownfork : I am smart.

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Today, I was reading a book in German, which I don't know very well. Suddenly I reached a passage I had no trouble understanding. Excited, I showed my husband, saying I was finally getting the hang of it. He laughed and patted my head. Turns out, that particular passage was a quote. In English. FML

#18266824
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9134) - you deserved it (33023)

On 11/16/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by dunicha - United States (Texas)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he suddenly pulls out and says, "Pull my penis." So I pulled his penis and he farted. Then he started doing it again. FML

#18260975
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36225) - you deserved it (6879)

On 11/16/2011 at 12:27am - intimacy - by halloweed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had an anxiety attack because I thought I'd lost my anxiety medication. It ended up being on the shelf right where I left it. FML

#18260815
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19101) - you deserved it (9216)

On 11/16/2011 at 12:11am - health - by anxiety (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I had an anxiety attack because I thought I'd lost my anxiety medication. It ended up being on the shelf right where I left it. FML

#18260815
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19101) - you deserved it (9216)

On 11/16/2011 at 12:11am - health - by anxiety (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I kindly asked my crazy roommate to move out. She answered by stuffing raw hamburger meat down all the drains in the apartment. FML

#18260182
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24748) - you deserved it (2718)

On 11/15/2011 at 11:15pm - misc - by ledon (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, as a support worker, I spent 45 minutes making various attempts to calm a violent autistic kid. Just as soon as I was sure the crisis was over, he beat me as hard as he could with the "Things I Can Do When I'm Mad" book I'd given him. FML

#18244836
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23554) - you deserved it (3229)

On 11/14/2011 at 8:37am - work - by metallifreak44 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, like every day, I used my phone while taking a dump. As I reached for some toilet paper to wipe myself, my sister pounded on the door for me to hurry up. I yelled "Fine," and without realizing it, wiped myself with my phone. FML

#18239656
302 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15032) - you deserved it (52525)

On 11/13/2011 at 5:46pm - misc - by shootme - Canada

Today, my buddy told me he was going to get an HIV test at the health department. Without thinking, I told him to "think positive". FML

#18216431
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27822) - you deserved it (7322)

On 11/11/2011 at 3:42am - health - by devinchi (man) - United States

Today, I found out that my 20-year-old boyfriend won't touch my boobs because he is afraid his parents will find out. FML

#18203488
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42246) - you deserved it (5055)

On 11/09/2011 at 5:48pm - intimacy - by Great... (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to have sex with a piece of fruit. FML

#18190231
322 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42969) - you deserved it (7847)

On 11/08/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by lunarstrain - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I sent my grandma a naked picture instead of my girlfriend. While attempting to delete it, I sent it again. FML

#18153680
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17150) - you deserved it (48943)

On 11/04/2011 at 12:38am - intimacy - by me (man) - United States (California)

Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML

#17767423
29 comments

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On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML

#17589386
673 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30078) - you deserved it (49080)

On 08/26/2011 at 9:13pm - kids - by f*ckingdisgusted - United States

Today, no matter how much I begged, my friend who'd locked himself away with my iPhone wouldn't stop taking pics of his penis and forwarding them to my boss. FML

#17438897
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46497) - you deserved it (4848)

On 08/11/2011 at 8:56am - intimacy - by bob - United States (Texas)

Today, I was helping clean my grandpa's garage when I found some of his old election posters from the '50s. They included slogans such as, "Dick: you know it feels right" and "Want growth? Choose Dick." I'm not sure whether to be disgusted or impressed. FML

#17279382
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26009) - you deserved it (4138)

On 07/27/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Nick (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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