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uniquefreak99
  • Town/Country : Alfred, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 December 1998 (14 years)
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  • Number of comments : 8
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Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to spice up our sex life. He suggested incorporating bacon. He was serious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17646) - you deserved it (3991)

On 07/19/2012 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by cortanaisahobot - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I'd finally reached my goal weight. I went into the office where my husband was, to show him the new size 8 jeans I'd bought. He responded with "I wouldn't buy any more clothes, you'll be putting the weight back on again soon." FML

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On 09/16/2010 at 9:17am - health - by gretel (woman) - Australia (Queensland)



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