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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 December 1998 (17 years)
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Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to spice up our sex life. He suggested incorporating bacon. He was serious. FML


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Today, I'd finally reached my goal weight. I went into the office where my husband was, to show him the new size 8 jeans I'd bought. He responded with "I wouldn't buy any more clothes, you'll be putting the weight back on again soon." FML


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