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Today, my boyfriend dumped me for "cheating" on him by using a vibrator. FML


I agree, your life sucks (57540) - you deserved it (16820)

On 08/23/2013 at 7:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, at work, I had to utter the phrase, "Sir, please stop rubbing yourself with the peas." It's exactly how it sounds. FML


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On 08/21/2013 at 1:30pm - work - by twatstick (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, my 16-year-old brother managed to convince my 22-year-old boyfriend that I breastfeed my pet parrot. FML


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On 08/13/2013 at 12:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I bought a coral colored hooded sweatshirt, which my girlfriend told me was "hot". I wore it to a baseball game tonight. When it got cold I put the hood over my head, only to hear everyone behind me laugh. The back of the hood said "Boy crazy". It was a teen girls sweatshirt. FML


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