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Today, my mother-in-law asked me when my fiancé and I were going to start having children. When I told her we weren't planning on having any, she went on a tirade about how selfish and cold I am for denying her precious grandchildren. Now she hates me. FML
by ChildFree / 04/20/2015 at 7:55pm / Saudi Arabia (Ar Riyad) / Kids
Today, I was playing Monopoly with my extended family. When my wife came home, she kicked me out of the game and took all my money and property. When I said she couldn't do that, she said "Sure I can. It's called divorce." Everyone laughed. Now I'm bored as hell, watching everyone else play. FML
by Anonymous / 04/17/2015 at 4:43pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Love
by testom / 04/17/2015 at 2:15pm / Netherlands (Zuid-Holland) / Love
by NoCnNoJustice / 04/17/2015 at 9:49am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
by Camera / 04/17/2015 at 12:56am / United States (California) / Health
Today, I received a terrible grade for an essay I worked really hard on. I had two friends, one being an English major, check it over. However, apparently I "clearly didn't use spellcheck" on this essay just like the last one I submitted to her. FML
by shaifox96 / 04/16/2015 at 11:34pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Anonymous / 04/15/2015 at 1:18pm / United States (Alabama) / Animals
by caseyl / 04/15/2015 at 9:42am / Finland (Southern Finland) / Miscellaneous
by spitty / 04/14/2015 at 5:50pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to feed my neighbors' chickens while they were on vacation. I noticed the TV on inside, so I peeked in to see if the place was being messed with. Guess who found the neighbor home early, fully naked, and jerking off. FML
by Lebac / 04/14/2015 at 4:33am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
Today, I thought my dad was finally showing interest in the business I started last year when he asked about my next event. Nope, he just wanted to know if I would hire his step-granddaughter. Her first question: "So, I won't have to do any like, real work right?" Gee, thanks Dad. FML
by Anonymous / 04/13/2015 at 9:50pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by anon / 04/13/2015 at 8:51pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/13/2015 at 12:38pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love
by transcendingnerd / 04/13/2015 at 6:46am / Philippines (Manila) / Kids
Today, I went on a date with a cute guy I met at a bookstore. He stood up and said he was leaving when I said that I didn't like 50 Shades of Grey, because he, "doesn't want to be near a bitch who doesn't know her place". He then told me to give him a ride home. FML
by whymanwhy / 04/13/2015 at 6:43am / Czech Republic / Love
- Today, I’m a bus driver in Paris. A guy got on with a sheep. I told him that you can’t take the bus… Today, my economics teacher gives us a lot of photocopies, so I told her that she kills pandas by… Today, my university fridge is so small that the cucumber I bought doesn’t fit either lengthwise or…