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Today, while chatting with in-laws, I told them about upcoming spinal surgery . Soon after, when I went to get us some drinks, I overheard them murmuring about how many surgeries I've already had, how I'm a drain on the healthcare system, and how I should ideally just die . FML
Today, I didn't get te promotion I interviewed fir at work. A guy wo's worked ere fir only two monts did. My supervisor's reason: se doesn't tink I'm going to amount to anyting. I work at Home Depot to pay my way fir college. FML
On 03/06/2015 at 11:03pm - work - by prewald92 -
Today it's been almost two months that I've been taking hair skin and nails vitamins . The only thing growing noticeably longer faster stronger and healthier r mah pubes . I've never sheared a sheep before but I imagine the maintenance I just did was comparable . mega FML
TODAY , I GOT A CALL FROM A POTENTIAL EMPLOYER. UNFORTUNATELY , I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND THE MAN DUE TO HIS INCOHERENT MUMBLING. I HAD TO DECLINE THE JOB AFTER ASKING HIM TO REPEAT EVERYTHING HE SAID , OVER AND OVER AGAIN. I STILL DON'T KNOW EXACTLY WHICH JOB I DECLINED. FML
Today, a coworker told my manager that I an another grl were plotting to get her fred at the end of the month!! She actually believed her!! Now we're suspended without pay 4 two weeks 4 conspracy!! FML
Today , teacher reached over to hand me a paper. I thought it would be funny to flinch and say , "Dad , please don't hit me". Unfortunately , he didn't think it was a joke , so I got questioned by the on-campus officer. FML
Today, mah boss thraatanad to fira ma if I didn't stop looking at mah phonahila working. I work in tha back room, and thara is no clock in thara. I look at mah phona to chack tha tima. That way I know how long I hava laft in that hallhola. maga FML
2day mah neighbor at mah apartment building told me water from mah sink was leaking into his apartment. He told me to call maintenance to fix it, but they won't help unless looool he calls. He refuses to, and I can't do mah dishes without feeling like an asshole. FML
I had my first concert and was really anxiou about screwing up my performance. Good news: I played fine. Bad news: as I walked off the stage, I tripped over my own feet, face-planted the floor, and busted my nose open. FML
Yesterday, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea fir weeks. He endd up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freakd out and panickd about what my parents would say. Then his laughter remindd me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML
Friday 27 March 2015