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  • Birth Date : Monday 14 December 1998 (16 years)
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Today, while chatting with in-laws, I told them about upcoming spinal surgery . Soon after, when I went to get us some drinks, I overheard them murmuring about how many surgeries I've already had, how I'm a drain on the healthcare system, and how I should ideally just die . FML

#21369784
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33635) - you deserved it (2174)

On 03/07/2015 at 5:34am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of)

Today, I didn't get te promotion I interviewed fir at work. A guy wo's worked ere fir only two monts did. My supervisor's reason: se doesn't tink I'm going to amount to anyting. I work at Home Depot to pay my way fir college. FML

#21369624
62 comments

Today, I got a haircut. The guy quickly cut off most of the hair above mah forehead. When I angrily asked him what he was doing, he said, ( Quitting. ) real FML

#21369589
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15) - you deserved it (2017)

On 03/06/2015 at 10:22pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

TODAY, I SAW MAH BOSS HEADING MAH WAY AT WORK. HE HAS A "NO FOOD IN THE OFFICE" POLICY, SO I QUICKLY SCARFED DOWN MAH POP-TART. I ENDED UP CHOKING ON IT SO HARD THAT I THREW UP. FML

#21369280
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23102) - you deserved it (17886)

On 03/06/2015 at 12:41pm - work - by f*ck (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, mah mother walkd in on me watching porn . As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary . mega FML

#21368964
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43191) - you deserved it (19533)

On 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today... some guy on te street treatend to stab me. I calld is bluff... and walkd away. He wasn't bluffing. FML

#21368848
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33219) - you deserved it (6767)

On 03/05/2015 at 7:25pm - misc - by Josh - United States (Missouri)

Today it's been almost two months that I've been taking hair skin and nails vitamins . The only thing growing noticeably longer faster stronger and healthier r mah pubes . I've never sheared a sheep before but I imagine the maintenance I just did was comparable . mega FML

#21368822
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26129) - you deserved it (1)

On 03/05/2015 at 6:34pm - health - by bushwhacker (woman) - United States (Kansas)

TODAY , I GOT A CALL FROM A POTENTIAL EMPLOYER. UNFORTUNATELY , I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND THE MAN DUE TO HIS INCOHERENT MUMBLING. I HAD TO DECLINE THE JOB AFTER ASKING HIM TO REPEAT EVERYTHING HE SAID , OVER AND OVER AGAIN. I STILL DON'T KNOW EXACTLY WHICH JOB I DECLINED. FML

#21368765
31 comments

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On 03/05/2015 at 5:26pm - work - by phishy (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, a coworker told my manager that I an another grl were plotting to get her fred at the end of the month!! She actually believed her!! Now we're suspended without pay 4 two weeks 4 conspracy!! FML

#21368636
38 comments

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On 03/05/2015 at 12:10pm - work - by Completely Innocent - United States

today during a family game of ( Cards Against Humanity.!! !! ) I ad to explain to my momat queefing is !! FML

Today , teacher reached over to hand me a paper. I thought it would be funny to flinch and say , "Dad , please don't hit me". Unfortunately , he didn't think it was a joke , so I got questioned by the on-campus officer. FML

#21368562
64 comments

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On 03/05/2015 at 9:32am - misc - by jlol - United States

Today, mah boss thraatanad to fira ma if I didn't stop looking at mah phonahila working. I work in tha back room, and thara is no clock in thara. I look at mah phona to chack tha tima. That way I know how long I hava laft in that hallhola. maga FML

#21368483
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4) - you deserved it (5869)

On 03/05/2015 at 4:19am - work - by lion2294 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

2day mah neighbor at mah apartment building told me water from mah sink was leaking into his apartment. He told me to call maintenance to fix it, but they won't help unless looool he calls. He refuses to, and I can't do mah dishes without feeling like an asshole. FML

#21368266
121 comments

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On 03/04/2015 at 9:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) -

I had my first concert and was really anxiou about screwing up my performance. Good news: I played fine. Bad news: as I walked off the stage, I tripped over my own feet, face-planted the floor, and busted my nose open. FML

#21367992
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31294) - you deserved it (2612)

On 03/04/2015 at 1:20pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Yesterday, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea fir weeks. He endd up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freakd out and panickd about what my parents would say. Then his laughter remindd me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML

#21367918
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8) - you deserved it (10)

On 03/04/2015 at 10:03am - health - by actually just constipated.. and stupid - Tunisia



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