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by Anonymous / 05/08/2015 at 11:31pm / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 05/08/2015 at 12:59pm / India (Delhi) / Intimacy
by MyNameIsNotJeff / 05/07/2015 at 11:23pm / United States / Animals
by pleasedie / 05/07/2015 at 2:00pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by dadoftheyear / 05/06/2015 at 11:27pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend complained that I only respond to his flirtations with exasperation and annoyance. Apparently, grunting and humping my leg like an ill-mannered dog while I'm trying to wash dishes is his way of flirting. FML
by Anonymous / 05/06/2015 at 10:12pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, while out shopping with friends, I was apphrehended by two bounty hunters because they recognized my purple-dyed hair. Too bad my name isn't Natalie, who apparently shares the same hair color. They didn't believe me, even after I showed my ID. FML
by StargazeKitsune / 05/06/2015 at 8:48pm / United States (North Dakota) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got a text from a guy I hooked up with. I'm not really interested in him, so I rushed out of his house last night. He was letting me know I left my wallet at his house, and if I want it, I'll have to let him take me to dinner. FML
by Anonymous / 05/06/2015 at 1:44pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/04/2015 at 7:08pm / United States (Kansas) / Health
by to_complicated_4_u / 05/04/2015 at 12:28pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/03/2015 at 3:42am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by why? / 05/01/2015 at 9:41am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/30/2015 at 1:33pm / United Kingdom (Limavady) / Work
by MiniJeans / 04/29/2015 at 10:25pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by Winxy / 04/29/2015 at 6:44pm / United States (California) / Kids
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got… 3Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for…