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by windthroughmyflab / 05/13/2015 at 7:19pm / United States / Health
Today, whilst visiting an unfamiliar office site for work, I was conversing with my boss about the possibility of considering myself for a managing position in the future. I then unintentionally followed him to the bathroom whilst walking and texting. FML
by joddledoddle / 05/13/2015 at 3:18pm / United Kingdom (Merton) / Work
by Anonymous / 05/13/2015 at 1:20pm / Canada (Quebec) / Love
by -_- / 05/13/2015 at 12:00pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, a while after finishing and uploading a task, I looked at my peers' work to make sure I hadn't missed anything in mine. One of them had gotten the same idea and had decided to incorporate part of my work into his. "Part" as in "all". "All" as in all of his work is also all of mine. FML
by Anonymous / 05/12/2015 at 11:19pm / United States (Washington) / Work
by a / 05/12/2015 at 12:37pm / United Kingdom (Windsor and Maidenhead) / Miscellaneous
by Becky / 05/11/2015 at 4:54pm / United Kingdom (Dorset) / Work
by birchbeer / 05/11/2015 at 3:39pm / United States (California) / Health
Today, I wore a pair of shorts a size too big while doing laundry. When I ordered a pizza afterwards and answered the door, I realized I looked a little heavy, so I sucked in my stomach. My shorts fell to the ground in front of the delivery guy. FML
by oops / 05/11/2015 at 12:40pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/11/2015 at 2:59am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by CryoSpectre / 05/11/2015 at 12:23am / United States (California) / Love
by pissed / 05/10/2015 at 10:34am / United States (Michigan) / Work
Today, my drunken mother shouted to me at the top of her lungs, "All men are fucking assholes, and your new husband is no different!" during our wedding reception. All he did was ask her how she liked the salmon. FML
by How's the salmon? / 05/10/2015 at 2:00am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding at the last moment, because her neurotic sister thinks she's "too fat" to be the maid of honor, and says she needs several months to lose weight. So that's a few thousand dollars wasted. My fiancée says I'm "overreacting" and that I "just don't get it". FML
by Anonymous / 05/09/2015 at 3:17pm / United States (Vermont) / Love
by sarahmaxine / 05/09/2015 at 12:10am / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…