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by Hyenayena / 05/23/2015 at 5:04pm / Canada (Alberta) / Work
Today, my cat has decided she can't eat unless I'm right there with her, so when she gets hungry she finds me and howls until I follow her to her food dish. She likes to eat pretty frequently, and I'm already getting a headache. FML
by VeganVampyre / 05/23/2015 at 1:07pm / Canada (Newfoundland) / Animals
by Anonymous / 05/23/2015 at 3:03am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Strainer / 05/23/2015 at 12:38am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by danceinconverse / 05/22/2015 at 4:11pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, we were discussing evolution at the super-religious school I'm forced to attend. I mentioned homo sapiens, and my teacher mockingly replied, "You actually believe in homo sapiens? Hahahah!" The whole class started laughing. No, not at the teacher; at me. FML
by homo fuckofftus / 05/22/2015 at 1:10pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by anon / 05/21/2015 at 10:22pm / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/21/2015 at 4:41pm / United States / Work
Today, I got a call from a really great company that I applied to work for, asking me to come in for an interview. When I went in, they had no appointment scheduled and no idea who I was. It turned out it was all a prank by my brother and his friends. My brother is 30. FML
by stilljobless / 05/20/2015 at 10:49pm / United States (Connecticut) / Work
Today, I was at my best friend's house, listening to him complain about his mother remembering all the bad stuff he did when he was in high school. I jokingly said, "An elephant never forgets." Guess who was behind me. FML
by BannedfromFriend / 05/20/2015 at 7:21pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by kmctl / 05/20/2015 at 2:40pm / United States (California) / Work
by Paws_Cat / 05/20/2015 at 2:35pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, a new employee started at our office. She's about 18, barely does any work, chews gum loudly, has no manners, and happens to sit right next to me. She also threatens to report me for harassment whenever I politely ask her to not bash my chair with the back of her chair. FML
by Anonymous / 05/20/2015 at 12:17pm / Cyprus (Paphos) / Work
by Anonymous / 05/20/2015 at 10:43am / United Kingdom (Stockport) / Miscellaneous
Today, in my film class, we were watching Schindler's List. At least, we tried. The moron next to me kept interrupting the most intense scenes with a very loud, "I don't get it." Not only did she break the focus of the class, but we had to keep stopping the movie to explain it to her. FML
by Anonymous / 05/19/2015 at 3:53pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 2Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 3Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say…
- Today, I woke up to my wife talking in her sleep, "No Brandon! I don't want to have sex!" My wife… Today, my girlfriend left me for her boss. The same boss that, two weeks ago, caused her to come to… Today, after finally moving into a better neighborhood, my family and I were greeted by the elderly…