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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 December 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my cat has decided she can't eat unless I'm right there with her, so when she gets hungry she finds me and howls until I follow her to her food dish. She likes to eat pretty frequently, and I'm already getting a headache. FML

Today, my dad came to my 8-year-old daughter's birthday party wearing a shirt that said "Small penis, huge dick." FML

#21414312
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27885) - you deserved it (2115)

On 05/23/2015 at 3:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I strained so hard trying to take a crap that I broke a blood vessel in my eye. FML

#21414271
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25785) - you deserved it (5524)

On 05/23/2015 at 12:38am - misc - by Strainer - United States (California)

Today, my friends made a little game out of my OCD. They like to purposely poke one of my arms so I immediately poke the other one. They think it's hilarious and now do it constantly. FML

#21414073
87 comments

Today, we were discussing evolution at the super-religious school I'm forced to attend. I mentioned homo sapiens, and my teacher mockingly replied, "You actually believe in homo sapiens? Hahahah!" The whole class started laughing. No, not at the teacher; at me. FML

#21414003
179 comments

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On 05/22/2015 at 1:10pm - misc - by homo fuckofftus (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML

#21413767
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24383) - you deserved it (1810)

On 05/21/2015 at 10:22pm - misc - by anon - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I waited tables for the first time at my new restaurant job. I asked a group of older men what they would like. One replied, "A slice of that ass". I'm 19 and a guy. FML

#21413610
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31622) - you deserved it (2796)

On 05/21/2015 at 4:41pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got a call from a really great company that I applied to work for, asking me to come in for an interview. When I went in, they had no appointment scheduled and no idea who I was. It turned out it was all a prank by my brother and his friends. My brother is 30. FML

#21413299
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28398) - you deserved it (1805)

On 05/20/2015 at 10:49pm - work - by stilljobless (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was at my best friend's house, listening to him complain about his mother remembering all the bad stuff he did when he was in high school. I jokingly said, "An elephant never forgets." Guess who was behind me. FML

#21413204
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22086) - you deserved it (9495)

On 05/20/2015 at 7:21pm - misc - by BannedfromFriend - United States

Today, some guy walked into the restaurant I work at and ordered enough food to serve the entire National Guard of Texas. He thanked us by leaving a $0.50 tip and shitting on the bathroom floor. FML

#21413064
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26835) - you deserved it (1625)

On 05/20/2015 at 2:40pm - work - by kmctl - United States (California)

Today, my grandmother yelled at me for driving erratically. I was "driving" in a video game. FML

Today, a new employee started at our office. She's about 18, barely does any work, chews gum loudly, has no manners, and happens to sit right next to me. She also threatens to report me for harassment whenever I politely ask her to not bash my chair with the back of her chair. FML

#21413003
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28645) - you deserved it (1918)

On 05/20/2015 at 12:17pm - work - by Anonymous - Cyprus (Paphos)

Today, I went indoor rock climbing. After finally making it to the top, my pants ripped on my last move. I wasn't wearing any underwear. FML

#21412970
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21643) - you deserved it (19091)

On 05/20/2015 at 10:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Stockport)

Today, in my film class, we were watching Schindler's List. At least, we tried. The moron next to me kept interrupting the most intense scenes with a very loud, "I don't get it." Not only did she break the focus of the class, but we had to keep stopping the movie to explain it to her. FML

#21412612
67 comments

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On 05/19/2015 at 3:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I bought my first vibrator. I was really excited, until my crippling OCD kicked in, forcing me to turn it on and off seven times in rapid succession, causing it to give off a cracking sound and stop working. Now I'm sad. FML

#21412477
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27693) - you deserved it (9946)

On 05/19/2015 at 10:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)



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