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by WildShortstop13 / 01/28/2015 at 5:20pm / United States (South Dakota) / Miscellaneous
Today, is the blizzard. I have to go into work, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't show up. I sent him a picture of the snow completely covering my car. He said I moved the snow there and could move it back. FML
by bitchypast / 01/27/2015 at 6:50pm / United States (Maine) / Work
by I'm screwed / 01/27/2015 at 6:46pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Animaldude55 / 01/27/2015 at 6:06pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boss expected me to corroborate her lie to a customer. She changed her story suddenly and I got caught up in the crosshairs. Then she got mad at me for not understanding what just happened. FML
by morning_glory / 01/27/2015 at 4:17pm / United States (California) / Work
by TysonY2 / 01/26/2015 at 5:30pm / United States (Idaho) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to work with a great attitude, something that doesn't happen often. It was shortly ruined after some lady yelled at me because I accidentally shorted her one penny. Yep. One single penny. FML
by WhyMe / 01/25/2015 at 8:41pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
by Orgasmataz / 01/25/2015 at 5:10pm / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Intimacy
Today, I drove my dad to Walmart to do some shopping. His leg is still in a cast after an accident, so I helped him to the last mobility scooter. A guy whose only disability was clearly Fat-Fuck Syndrome then yelled at us, claiming he needed it more and that my dad was a faker. FML
by Elrond Hubbard / 01/24/2015 at 2:25pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, it's been 3 months since my dog scratched my 9 year old granddaughter after she walked over and repeatedly kicked him. My daughter has disowned me and won't let me see my own grandchildren until I have my companion of 11 years "destroyed". FML
by Anonymous / 01/24/2015 at 1:33pm / Romania (Giurgiu) / Animals
Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son shoved me hard to get the ball. I fell and cut my arm badly on the ground. I yelled at him for being an idiot. He replied "Oh jeez, a bleeding woman being a bitch, what a fucking shocker." My husband doubled over laughing. FML
by nosexforthee / 01/23/2015 at 2:25pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/23/2015 at 9:58am / United States / Love
by Evra / 01/23/2015 at 2:39am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by mdg41 / 01/22/2015 at 12:55pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I made a joke that my boyfriend was going to end up sending me into premature labor. Later, I went into labor for real. My boyfriend thought I was faking and refused to take me to the hospital. FML
by unsuspectingmom / 01/22/2015 at 6:32am / United States (Michigan) / Health
- Today, the only thing I got for my birthday was my boyfriend's offer to give me "the gift of anal".… Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub, when she started to breathe heavily. So I figured she was… Today, while having sex, I thought I was having an orgasm for the first time. Turns out I was just…