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Today, I decided to watch some porn before bed. The lights were off and my roommate was already asleep behind me. I put on my noise-canceling headphones and turned up the volume all the way. After a few strokes my roommate got up and plugged in the headphones for me. FML

#55493
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7306) - you deserved it (49976)

On 02/16/2009 at 7:24pm - misc - by lunarboy (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

#11340
902 comments

I agree, your life sucks (538633) - you deserved it (38317)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:29am - intimacy - by caroline (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, a toddler's play ball rolled over to me in the park. I playfully pitched it to him as his parents watched from afar. The ball hit him in the face. FML

#3469
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15900) - you deserved it (2139)

On 01/29/2009 at 6:08pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)

Today, I slipped on a banana peel in a store parking lot as I was getting out of my car. I landed on my ass. The cops that were parking behind me later informed me that I would be able to see the video on youtube. FML

#1741
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15389) - you deserved it (1221)

On 01/19/2009 at 11:49am - misc - by vixenscars - United States (California)

Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML

#1168
12 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10892) - you deserved it (1322)

On 01/14/2009 at 9:25pm - misc - by marlow - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML

#228
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12796) - you deserved it (97229)

On 11/06/2008 at 4:43am - intimacy - by Ben-Ben - Sent from mobile version

Today, I am supposed to be doing my homework. Instead, I'm wasting my time on here. Yeah, it's kinda my fault. FML

#94
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9758) - you deserved it (76117)

On 10/27/2008 at 10:53am - misc - by me - United States (New York)



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