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Today, I was at my Muay Thai class. We were doing a combination which consisted of a low kick, body kick and head kick. My partner had already done the low kick so I held the pads for the body kick. He kicked me straight in the jaw. I'm a teenage girl and he's a fully grown man. FML
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On 01/26/2010 at 7:55am - health - by anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)
Today, while in the waiting room at the chiropractor's office, I thought I'd be sexy and flash my boyfriend. Forgetting that my iPhone was in the front pocket of my hoodie, I lifted it quickly and hit myself in the mouth. Now I have a fat bloody lip and a boyfriend who can't stop laughing. FML
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On 01/21/2010 at 2:31am - intimacy - by im_radd (woman) - United States
Today, as I walked into my class, someone shouted at me, "Wild Snorlax Appeared! Use Your Ultra Balls!", since I am overweight and everyone in class laughed at me. I got made fun of by Pokémon nerds. FML
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On 01/19/2010 at 7:03pm - misc - by snorlax (man) - United States (California)
Today, I locked my keys in my car and called AAA. He got out to take a look at my car, and he locked himself out of his own car with his tools inside. It took us 40 minutes with a screwdriver and stick to unlock his car and 40 seconds to unlock mine after. 9 hours later, I found my extra key. FML
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On 01/12/2010 at 4:51pm - misc - by Dani (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)
Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML
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Today, my college professor/employer failed to send in a letter I had been counting on for a scholarship application. He has also decided not to pay me for the last two months. I'm not going to make rent. Apparently this is the punishment you get for politely declining a date with a married man. FML
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On 01/07/2010 at 2:13am - misc - by nothotforteacher (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML
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On 01/04/2010 at 4:07pm - kids - by payne (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I got l disconnect notices for both my water and my electric. After looking over my budget, I realized that I can only pay for one until next month. FML
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On 01/02/2010 at 3:27pm - money - by troubled - Sent from mobile version
Today, I woke up at a strangers house after a long night of drinking. Before leaving, I decided to steal some mouthwash so I didn't smell like a liquor store. Thinking of the night before, I instinctively downed the Listerine like a shot and puked everywhere. FML
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On 12/30/2009 at 2:08pm - misc - by jagerbombs (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I was watching TV. During a very long commercial break, I found my brothers PSP charger next to me. Out of boredom I put my tongue on the end on the metal. Not only did it fry my tongue but found its way to my metal filling in my tooth. I now have a sore tongue and a throbbing toothache. FML
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On 12/17/2009 at 11:25pm - misc - by Shocked (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, while taking a shower, I saw shadows moving across the curtains. The shadow turned out to be a cricket that then fell into the tub. I ran out of the bathroom screaming and naked. My little sister came to my door and said, "If I hadn't just seen your balls, I would swear mom had TWO daughters." FML
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On 12/11/2009 at 8:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I woke up lying on the ground outside with a horrible headache. I camped out in my tree house last night. FML
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On 12/11/2009 at 4:55pm - misc - by B-Man (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my tire was a little low on air. I decided to put in a can of Fix-A-Flat and drive home. Since it was 10 degrees outside and snowing, the can became frozen to the valve. When I finally got the can off, I had ruined the valve, so I had to put on the spare tire. It was flat too. FML
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On 12/07/2009 at 5:54pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nebraska)
Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he says: "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML
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On 12/04/2009 at 7:48am - intimacy - by Not-so-sexy - United States (Washington)
Today, I missed my bus. I had to ride my bike 2 miles. Once I left, some jerk nearly hit me. I flipped him off and shouted obsceneties. It was my dad, offering me a ride. He left. FML
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On 11/18/2009 at 6:04pm - misc - by ggbhghggg - United States (Missouri)
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