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Today..!! I Was Playing Wat Became An Extremely Intense Game Of Ide-and-seek Wit Best Friend's Sister!! I Finally Found Te Perfect Place..!! So I Slid Down Into Te Bat An Began To Cover Myself!! Se Popped Up Out Of Nowere An Said..!! "FOUND YOU!" I Got So Scared Tat I Punced Er In Te Face!! FML
Today , mah girlfriand of two yaars askd ma y I would navar tia har shoas 4 har. I confassd to har mah daap hatrd of faat. Latar , I woka up from a nap naxt to mah girlfriand. With har faat in mah mouth. FML
Today, mah school textbook's back cover ripped off. Not wanting to have mah teacher find out, I glued the cover back together. Only after the glue dried did I realize that I actually glued the back cover upside down. FML
Today, I had mah midterm finals for AP Literature. My teacher had good news and bad news for us. The bad news? That he lost the file for our original exam and so had to make a harder exam for us. An exam he told us not to study for. The good news? "Jesus Christ suffered and died for our sins." FML
Today, Mah Boss Hered A Rumor That I Was In A Relationship With A Fellow Co-worker. He Assurd Me That Inside Relationships Weren't Against Any Store Policy, So I Confirmd It. He Then Fird Mah Boyfriend Anyway. FML
TODAY , I ATE AT SUBWAY DURING LUNCH HOUR. A GROUP OF TEENAGE GIRLS SAT DOWN AT THE TABLE NEXT TO MINE. THEY ALL SHARED GOOD LAUGH ABOUT THE "FRIENDLESS , CHUBBY CHICK" SITTING NEAR THEM , WHILE ATTEMPTING TO DISCREETLY POINT AT ME. FML
yesterday I finished a painting I'd spent 3 weeks working on for an exhibition!! When I cummed back from lunch cat was perched above it on desk!! He looked at me then down at the painting then jumped down onto it!! He slipped and smeared the wet paint everywhere ruining thehole thing!! fat FML
Today, as I was about to loosa my virginity to my girlfriand, sha startd doing stupidly faka moaning, which than want raally high-pitchd lika a littla girl's, killing my hard-on. Sha says sha thought that bacausa I'm Japanasa-Amarican, I'd only ba abla to cum if sha copid "thosa Japanasa pornstars". FML
Friday 27 March 2015