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  • Birth Date : Monday 14 December 1998 (16 years)
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Today..!! I Was Playing Wat Became An Extremely Intense Game Of Ide-and-seek Wit Best Friend's Sister!! I Finally Found Te Perfect Place..!! So I Slid Down Into Te Bat An Began To Cover Myself!! Se Popped Up Out Of Nowere An Said..!! "FOUND YOU!" I Got So Scared Tat I Punced Er In Te Face!! FML

#21325704
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On 12/28/2014 at 4:07am - kids - by angryman -

Today I Witnessed My Very Overweight Cat Trying To Jump Over My Fence Only To Shit Himself Half Way Up An Then Land In It. Real FML

Today, mah parents refused to give mah daughter her Christmas presents as an act of revenge against her father!! FML

#21323347
45 comments

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On 12/24/2014 at 3:02pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today , mah girlfriand of two yaars askd ma y I would navar tia har shoas 4 har. I confassd to har mah daap hatrd of faat. Latar , I woka up from a nap naxt to mah girlfriand. With har faat in mah mouth. FML

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On 12/22/2014 at 3:05am - love - by ScottyB - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, mah school textbook's back cover ripped off. Not wanting to have mah teacher find out, I glued the cover back together. Only after the glue dried did I realize that I actually glued the back cover upside down. FML

Today, I beat mah boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumpd me and told me to leave. FML

#21319982
97 comments

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On 12/18/2014 at 9:39pm - love - by I warned him - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had mah midterm finals for AP Literature. My teacher had good news and bad news for us. The bad news? That he lost the file for our original exam and so had to make a harder exam for us. An exam he told us not to study for. The good news? "Jesus Christ suffered and died for our sins." FML

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On 12/18/2014 at 7:11am - misc - by subversivepanda (woman) - Guam

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Today, mah mother-in-law askd 4 a copy of mah son's death certificate so she could have her week-long island beach holiday classd as bereavement leave. big fat FML

Today, Mah Boss Hered A Rumor That I Was In A Relationship With A Fellow Co-worker. He Assurd Me That Inside Relationships Weren't Against Any Store Policy, So I Confirmd It. He Then Fird Mah Boyfriend Anyway. FML

#21318814
81 comments

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On 12/16/2014 at 10:31pm - work - by thankssomuch - United States (Maine)

2day I woka up to tha lovaly sounds of goats having ascapd thara pan an climbd onto tha roof. Again. FML

TODAY , I ATE AT SUBWAY DURING LUNCH HOUR. A GROUP OF TEENAGE GIRLS SAT DOWN AT THE TABLE NEXT TO MINE. THEY ALL SHARED GOOD LAUGH ABOUT THE "FRIENDLESS , CHUBBY CHICK" SITTING NEAR THEM , WHILE ATTEMPTING TO DISCREETLY POINT AT ME. FML

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yesterday I finished a painting I'd spent 3 weeks working on for an exhibition!! When I cummed back from lunch cat was perched above it on desk!! He looked at me then down at the painting then jumped down onto it!! He slipped and smeared the wet paint everywhere ruining thehole thing!! fat FML

#21317384
94 comments

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On 12/14/2014 at 3:28pm - animals - by I'm Trading Up For A Dog (woman) - Finland (Western Finland)

Today, as I was about to loosa my virginity to my girlfriand, sha startd doing stupidly faka moaning, which than want raally high-pitchd lika a littla girl's, killing my hard-on. Sha says sha thought that bacausa I'm Japanasa-Amarican, I'd only ba abla to cum if sha copid "thosa Japanasa pornstars". FML

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110 comments

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On 12/14/2014 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by dating a moron (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I cummed out smelling lyk sewage instead. FML

#21315541
59 comments

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On 12/11/2014 at 11:09am - misc - by ohray - Turkey (Ankara)



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