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unhipcircle494

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 December 1998 (17 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4475
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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unhipcircle494's favorite FMLs

Today, I gave my girlfriend a hickey barely an inch from her vagina. She texted me later, saying her dad saw it and had grounded her. So yeah, I'm not sure I even want to know what the hell goes on in their house. FML

by W T F / 06/03/2015 at 3:22am / United States (Alabama) / Intimacy

Today, my roommate bitched me out over my "OCD" driving the water bill up. She takes hour-long showers, but apparently me flushing after peeing "wasteful" and a sign of a neurological disorder. FML

by she has dumbcuntitis / 06/03/2015 at 2:03am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my 14 year old brother and 9 year old sister were fighting. My brother said "You suck!" to my sister, and she replied with "You swallow!" FML

by Zufallian / 06/02/2015 at 8:55pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

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Today, I went to get my car washed at one of those places where you can watch through the glass. I watched in horror, face pressed against the glass, as my car went through with the window down. FML

by lanaoftherey / 06/02/2015 at 5:30pm / United States / Transportation

Today, I got woken up and kicked out of bed. Apparently if I cheat in her dreams it still counts. FML

by Jrex89 / 06/02/2015 at 5:02pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Love

Today, I realized the only way I can pay my bills this month is if I steal from my 8 year old's birthday money. FML

by Cammi0 / 06/02/2015 at 1:58pm / United States / Kids

Today, one of my tires blew out on the highway. I managed to slow down and pull over without dying, and went to get my spare tire. I found it right where it was supposed to be, knifed to hell and with a taunting note from my psycho ex taped to it. We broke up nearly 3 years ago. FML

by Milo / 06/02/2015 at 12:50pm / Mexico (Distrito Federal) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was riding my newly trained horse. I've recently been suffering from bad gas, and ended up farting so violently, it spooked my horse into bucking me off and running away. FML

by Anonymous / 06/02/2015 at 11:23am / United States (Texas) / Animals

Today, a customer yelled at me because the cherry pie he bought had cherries in it, and he wanted a refund. FML

by IrNatalie / 06/02/2015 at 4:59am / United States (Arizona) / Work

Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML

by sorrystupid / 06/02/2015 at 3:42am / United States / Money

Today, I was having a panic attack so I went to my mum for support. She blocked her ears because my heavy breathing was annoying her. FML

by thebiteof87 / 06/01/2015 at 8:06am / Australia (Victoria) / Health

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Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML

by fffemaleee / 05/31/2015 at 2:21pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML

by Anonymous / 05/30/2015 at 3:28am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, my crackhead neighbour got slightly annoyed at my 2-day-old daughter's late-night wailing. Well, I think so, anyway, as she politely requested us to "SHUT THAT CUNT KID UP." or she would "BLOW BOTH OUR HOUSES UP, YOU FUCKING ASSFUCKS." But I'm not 100% sure. FML

by Anonymous / 05/29/2015 at 11:51pm / Australia / Kids

Today, my crazy neighbor screamed at me from her porch for walking "too close" to her plants. I was on the sidewalk. She sprayed me with her hose anyway. FML

by Anonymous / 05/29/2015 at 11:07pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous