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Today, I gave my girlfriend a hickey barely an inch from her vagina. She texted me later, saying her dad saw it and had grounded her. So yeah, I'm not sure I even want to know what the hell goes on in their house. FML
by W T F / 06/03/2015 at 3:22am / United States (Alabama) / Intimacy
by she has dumbcuntitis / 06/03/2015 at 2:03am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Zufallian / 06/02/2015 at 8:55pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by lanaoftherey / 06/02/2015 at 5:30pm / United States / Transportation
by Jrex89 / 06/02/2015 at 5:02pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Love
by Cammi0 / 06/02/2015 at 1:58pm / United States / Kids
Today, one of my tires blew out on the highway. I managed to slow down and pull over without dying, and went to get my spare tire. I found it right where it was supposed to be, knifed to hell and with a taunting note from my psycho ex taped to it. We broke up nearly 3 years ago. FML
by Milo / 06/02/2015 at 12:50pm / Mexico (Distrito Federal) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/02/2015 at 11:23am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by IrNatalie / 06/02/2015 at 4:59am / United States (Arizona) / Work
by sorrystupid / 06/02/2015 at 3:42am / United States / Money
by thebiteof87 / 06/01/2015 at 8:06am / Australia (Victoria) / Health
by fffemaleee / 05/31/2015 at 2:21pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/30/2015 at 3:28am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, my crackhead neighbour got slightly annoyed at my 2-day-old daughter's late-night wailing. Well, I think so, anyway, as she politely requested us to "SHUT THAT CUNT KID UP." or she would "BLOW BOTH OUR HOUSES UP, YOU FUCKING ASSFUCKS." But I'm not 100% sure. FML
by Anonymous / 05/29/2015 at 11:51pm / Australia / Kids
by Anonymous / 05/29/2015 at 11:07pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…