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  • Birth Date : Monday 14 December 1998 (15 years)
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Today, my husband decided that if he's not hungry, then I'm not allowed to make myself any food. FML

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On 06/20/2014 at 7:53pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML

#21181955
192 comments

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On 06/20/2014 at 2:20pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML

#21168348
126 comments

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On 06/09/2014 at 3:36pm - health - by blanknameisblank (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was hit in the face by the placenta of a cow that had just given birth. FML

#21158688
80 comments

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On 05/31/2014 at 9:53pm - animals - by disturbed - Ireland

Today, I spent several hours downtown with my violent grandma, after she was arrested for threatening a guy with a gun. His crime? "Trespassing" by ringing the doorbell and asking if she was interested in donating to charity. FML

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On 05/31/2014 at 4:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML

#21158075
97 comments

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On 05/31/2014 at 9:40am - love - by damn it rose (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, I saw a pair of eyes looking at me from my closet. Realizing it must be my cat, I called her. She immediately came out from under my bed. I can't find anything in my closet. FML

#21155508
236 comments

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On 05/29/2014 at 2:46am - animals - by Idk (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I told my girlfriend that I love her. She panicked and blurted out our S&M safeword. FML

#21152151
141 comments

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On 05/26/2014 at 11:53am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, one of my year 9 students finished the test an hour early. He decided to spend the time by "stealthily" whacking off. His entire desk was shaking in a silent room. FML

Today, in a waiting room, my 4-year-old daughter told me she saw two guys kissing. I quietly explained that some men like men, they're gay, and normal like everyone else. I was pleased with myself until the woman across from me scoffed and muttered, "Disgusting." FML

#21138395
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On 05/13/2014 at 1:42am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, my wife got all excited when she saw the elevator we were in had a feature to make it go sideways. I didn't have the heart to tell her they were the buttons to open and close the door. FML

#21137819
131 comments

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On 05/12/2014 at 3:41pm - misc - by Jarool - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my daughter was scared to go to the bathroom because she thought there was a person behind the shower curtain. There actually was a person behind the shower curtain. FML

#21137389
162 comments

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On 05/12/2014 at 1:17am - kids - by kids -

Today, a customer asked me how long our 6-inch sandwich was. FML

#21136526
140 comments

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On 05/11/2014 at 10:46am - work - by Makeitdance - United States (California)

Today, some thieves broke into my church and stole our cameras, monitors, and some other hardware. We were planning to use them for the security system we were about to install. FML

Today, the creepy kid who sits behind me in English class decided that sniffing my hair wasn't disturbing enough for his liking, so he tried something new: popping one of the pimples on my neck. When I reacted in horror, all he could say was, "It looked pretty..." FML

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119 comments

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On 05/09/2014 at 1:24pm - love - by WTTFFFF (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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