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  • Birth Date : Monday 14 December 1998 (15 years)
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Today, I saw my teacher using her phone in the middle of class, so to joke around with her, seeing as we're on pretty good terms, I said: "Using your phone in class? For shame." She looks me in the eyes and says, "Would it be ok if I told you I'm arranging my father's funeral?" FML

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On 09/11/2014 at 2:33am - misc - by lolwut - United States (Oregon)

Today, it's the 16th day of my period. FML

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On 08/20/2014 at 1:15am - health - by BagelTheOtaku (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my husband decided that if he's not hungry, then I'm not allowed to make myself any food. FML

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On 06/20/2014 at 7:53pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML

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On 06/20/2014 at 2:20pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML

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On 06/09/2014 at 3:36pm - health - by blanknameisblank (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was hit in the face by the placenta of a cow that had just given birth. FML

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On 05/31/2014 at 9:53pm - animals - by disturbed - Ireland

Today, I spent several hours downtown with my violent grandma, after she was arrested for threatening a guy with a gun. His crime? "Trespassing" by ringing the doorbell and asking if she was interested in donating to charity. FML

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On 05/31/2014 at 4:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML

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On 05/31/2014 at 9:40am - love - by damn it rose (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, I saw a pair of eyes looking at me from my closet. Realizing it must be my cat, I called her. She immediately came out from under my bed. I can't find anything in my closet. FML

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On 05/29/2014 at 2:46am - animals - by Idk (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I told my girlfriend that I love her. She panicked and blurted out our S&M safeword. FML

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141 comments

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On 05/26/2014 at 11:53am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, one of my year 9 students finished the test an hour early. He decided to spend the time by "stealthily" whacking off. His entire desk was shaking in a silent room. FML

Today, in a waiting room, my 4-year-old daughter told me she saw two guys kissing. I quietly explained that some men like men, they're gay, and normal like everyone else. I was pleased with myself until the woman across from me scoffed and muttered, "Disgusting." FML

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On 05/13/2014 at 1:42am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, my wife got all excited when she saw the elevator we were in had a feature to make it go sideways. I didn't have the heart to tell her they were the buttons to open and close the door. FML

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On 05/12/2014 at 3:41pm - misc - by Jarool - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my daughter was scared to go to the bathroom because she thought there was a person behind the shower curtain. There actually was a person behind the shower curtain. FML

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On 05/12/2014 at 1:17am - kids - by kids -

Today, a customer asked me how long our 6-inch sandwich was. FML

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On 05/11/2014 at 10:46am - work - by Makeitdance - United States (California)



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