Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

unfortunatewsy

Search for a member

unfortunatewsy

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 February 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1182
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About unfortunatewsy : *To be announced*

unfortunatewsy's page activity

Visits<b>zoecw</b> - the 04/25/2014 at 4:11pm<b>omfgorlaith</b> - the 04/07/2014 at 7:10am<b>daniel8</b> - the 02/25/2014 at 8:40pm<b>Katie1749</b> - the 02/17/2014 at 5:42pm<b>rs96</b> - the 11/11/2013 at 3:59pm<b>Mr_Quinten</b> - the 09/02/2013 at 10:18pm<b>dead_insects</b> - the 05/27/2013 at 3:37pm<b>Marmarfarfar</b> - the 05/03/2013 at 2:54am<b>SerpentBoy</b> - the 02/14/2013 at 5:52pm<b>oj101</b> - the 01/22/2013 at 12:06am<b>Tektite</b> - the 01/16/2013 at 2:04am<b>hwkfan1</b> - the 01/11/2013 at 6:11pm<b>GabrielleFrance</b> - the 01/09/2013 at 3:43pm<b>katiekatlovesu</b> - the 01/04/2013 at 10:02am<b>meeju</b> - the 01/02/2013 at 3:06pm<b>Cali_Italian</b> - the 12/25/2012 at 4:23am<b>wildsweetchild</b> - the 12/23/2012 at 1:44pm<b>jupiter7</b> - the 12/22/2012 at 11:41pm

unfortunatewsy's FML badges

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by our moderating team.

50 favourites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

See all of unfortunatewsy's badges

unfortunatewsy's favorite FMLs

Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that after he gets off work, he can find me in his room wearing something sexy. He responded with, "Please don't touch anything." FML

#17299203
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30430) - you deserved it (4843)

On 07/29/2011 at 3:56pm - intimacy - by Elizabeth (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML

#17253046
365 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12352) - you deserved it (56624)

On 07/25/2011 at 11:12am - health - by Smokey9 - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend put a paper bag over my head while we had sex. Her reason? Because she thinks she is so good in bed she was worried I'd hyperventilate due to all the excitement. Instead I fainted due to lack of oxygen after three minutes. FML

#17215427
328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37055) - you deserved it (9571)

On 07/22/2011 at 9:38am - intimacy - by quickfingers100 - United Kingdom

Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML

#17162598
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35263) - you deserved it (8170)

On 07/18/2011 at 12:05pm - love - by womanlover12345 - Spain

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML

#17074244
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30654) - you deserved it (9827)

On 07/12/2011 at 12:20am - love - by me - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, on the bus, a delusional old man had an extremely long conversation with me, referring to me as "Leslie" and talking about "our childhood together". Not wanting to hurt his feelings I played along. At his stop he got up and grinned at me, saying "I'm kidding. I never knew a Leslie in my life. Nice rack." FML

#16860650
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38880) - you deserved it (15623)

On 06/26/2011 at 2:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, while a very cute girl was explaining the apartment's laundry machines to me, I blurted out, "It's okay, my pants are used to handling huge loads". FML

#16758524
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14766) - you deserved it (35406)

On 06/20/2011 at 3:37am - misc - by NewTenant (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I opened my Father's Day present from my mother-in-law. It was a glamor shot of her. FML

#16757277
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30940) - you deserved it (3150)

On 06/20/2011 at 1:57am - misc - by firethorn - United States (Texas)

Today, my husband bought me a bouquet of roses. They caused me to sneeze seven times in a row. That was the closest he's ever got me to an orgasm. FML

#16757067
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36343) - you deserved it (7821)

On 06/20/2011 at 1:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I spent 2 hours making the perfect card for my dad for Father's Day. When I handed it to him, he smiled and said "Thank you" and then killed a fly with it. I found it in the trash a couple of hours later. FML

#16752985
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33801) - you deserved it (3788)

On 06/19/2011 at 10:17pm - kids - by Heartbroken (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I purchased an app to track my period. When my mother asked me why I got it, I told her I was going to use it so I knew when to not go on a date because I don't want to be uncomfortable during a long movie. She slapped me in the face and called me a dirty prostitute and a liar. FML

#16752428
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45131) - you deserved it (8475)

On 06/19/2011 at 9:46pm - intimacy - by stillAvirgin:( - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. His reason was because he's moving away for college. That won't be for another year. FML

#16751936
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26558) - you deserved it (4357)

On 06/19/2011 at 9:20pm - love - by youngblood (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, my co-worker finally gave me a check for the money he owes me. In the memo line, he wrote "for swallowing". Now I have to go cash it. FML

#16577397
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34629) - you deserved it (6423)

On 06/09/2011 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by Patrick R - United States (Texas)

Today, I shat out a staple. FML

#16576766
335 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37575) - you deserved it (16333)

On 06/09/2011 at 11:04am - health - by wtf - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear "it's not gonna suck itself." FML

#16541898
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46783) - you deserved it (11967)

On 06/07/2011 at 2:51am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)



Bénédicte's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • The Xmas illustrated FML
  • Here we go, final lap before Christmas is finally upon us. Although, you could say we've been subjected to quite a few strains of Christmas already. The decorations are up since mid-August, and certain family…

Friday 19 December 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: