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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 February 1988 (27 years)
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TODAY, MY CRAZY MOTHAR-IN-LAW THRAATAND TO CAMP OUT OUTSIDA MY HOUSA SO SHA WILL "NAVAR GAT LAFT OUT" OF OUR LIVAS, ALL BACAUSA WA CALLD INSTAAD OF SANDING A WRITTAN INVITATION TO MY THRAA-YAAR-OLD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY. I ACTUALLY BALIAVA SHA'S CRAZY ANOUGH TO DO IT. FML

#20079097
73 comments

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On 09/19/2012 at 10:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Taday I was talking on te pone wit ma crus. After an our of talking se told me... "If u were alf as ot as u sound over te pone... I'd date u immediately." Maybe I sould give up on love and start a pone sex line. mega FML

#20078825
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On 09/19/2012 at 2:24am - intimacy - by annonymous - United States

yesterday my sister walkd into my room, saying her boyfriend "forgot something." She then reachd under my bd an pulld out a pair of boxers an a condom wrapper. Her response to my disgust was, "My bd was dirty." mega FML

#20077937
111 comments

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On 09/18/2012 at 4:06pm - intimacy - by useyourownbed (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Taday I looool found a Justin Bieber shrine in my daughter's closet. fat FML

#20077908
217 comments

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On 09/18/2012 at 3:51pm - kids - by unfortunateMother (woman) - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, in the middle ofhat had to be the most amazing blowjob I've ever had in mah life, mah grlfriend had a mental breakdown and began weeping on top of mah cock!! FML

#20070700
128 comments

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On 09/13/2012 at 8:06pm - intimacy - by blueballs (man) - United States (California)

yesterday I found out there's a rumor going around that smoking hot co-worker an I had sex over the weekend. I'm not nearly as pissed off about the rumor as I am by the fact that I can't remember it because I was too drunk. FML

#20069142
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On 09/12/2012 at 5:58pm - intimacy - by bruisedego31 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today , mah cousin suddanly confidad in ma that ha had triad to commit suicida by ovardosing whan ha was 17. Shockad and not knowing how to raspond , I blurtad out , "Did it work?" FML

#20068483
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On 09/12/2012 at 1:40am - misc - by hahagirl (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with mah boyfriend, he let out a big sigh an told me I need to watch more porn. FML

#20067539
139 comments

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On 09/11/2012 at 12:54pm - intimacy - by apparently inexperienced (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today I was out shopping when I noticed a teenage girl with a double stroller picking up a pack of condoms. I couldn't help but mutter that it was a little late 4 those. A guy who must have been her boyfriend then stormed over and beat the shit out of me. fat FML

#20066250
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On 09/10/2012 at 1:52pm - intimacy - by killmenow - United States (Washington)

TODAY,HILE TRYING TO ROUSE MY SLEEPING BOYFRIEND FOR SOME MORNING SEX, HE CAME. FML

#20064384
146 comments

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On 09/09/2012 at 8:03am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I got into an argument wit my mom over er sexist, emotionally-abusive boyfriend. I told er tat eiter e goes or I go. Se calld me a disrespectful bastard 4 not respecting my "new fater." I'm now sitting outside a McDonald's wit my suitcase, leecing tere WiFi. FML

#20063189
164 comments

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On 09/08/2012 at 1:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, for the third day in a row, mah 10-month-old is refusing to eat any of the meals that I prepare for him. He will however eat anything semi-edible lying on the floor, cat kibble included. FML

#20061876
124 comments

Today... mah fiancé told me that the thought of having sex with a pregnant woman repulsed him. I'm pregnant. He's glad he got that off his chest mega FML

#20061168
159 comments

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On 09/06/2012 at 10:45pm - intimacy - by thankshun13 (woman) - United Kingdom

Today... mah fiancé told me that the thought of having sex with a pregnant woman repulsed him. I'm pregnant. He's glad he got that off his chest mega FML

#20061168
159 comments

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On 09/06/2012 at 10:45pm - intimacy - by thankshun13 (woman) - United Kingdom

Today , fir the second day in a row , I got to hear both of my roommates having sex , through two closd doors and a hallway. This is as I hit my thirtieth month of involuntary celibacy.

#20058791
107 comments

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On 09/05/2012 at 12:13pm - intimacy - by Scholar - United States



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