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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 April 1986 (28 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3488
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About underdog23 : i know its corny,my nick but it has two meanings

1. someone who was underestimated at first,then prove to be better later on
2. illegal punches in boxing
the number is just my lucky number :)

i like what normal people like,
hate assholes that comment on every god damn FML,trying to prove his/hers point totaly unrelated to topic at all cost.
some people need education on how to have fun.
oh and i drive a snowboard like a maniac.
that about covers it.

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Today , I Finally Hooked Up With A Guy I've Been Hanging Out With Fir 2 Months!! Afterwards,hile We're Getting Dressed He Says "You Better Be Clean!! If You're Not Tell Me Now So I Dont Pass It On To My Grlfriend." Stunned , All I Could Say Was , "Grlfriend?!" His Reply , "Well Technically My Fiancée." FML

#992330
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72452) - you deserved it (13038)

On 04/15/2009 at 2:42pm - misc - by oops123 - United States (Missouri)

Today , I Finally Hooked Up With A Guy I've Been Hanging Out With Fir 2 Months!! Afterwards,hile We're Getting Dressed He Says "You Better Be Clean!! If You're Not Tell Me Now So I Dont Pass It On To My Grlfriend." Stunned , All I Could Say Was , "Grlfriend?!" His Reply , "Well Technically My Fiancée." FML

#992330
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72452) - you deserved it (13038)

On 04/15/2009 at 2:42pm - misc - by oops123 - United States (Missouri)

Today, I took the bus home. A bum sat next to me. Reeking with alcohol and sweat, he pulls out a pair of nail clippers and clips his grimy finger nails. With every clip, the nails would fly up and hit me. As I was about to ask him to stop, a nail flies into mouth. I swallowed it. FML

Today , I was working as a swim instructor 4 kids. Teaching them not to be afraid of the water , I puttd mah face in the water and blew bubbles. I askd them to try it. All of them did , except 4 one. I went right to him and blew bubbles again. He then said looool to me , ( but I just ped in that water. ) mega FML

#965194
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (88024) - you deserved it (8693)

On 04/14/2009 at 4:51am - kids - by poolboy (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I askd my boyfriend why he dates me. He immediately respondd, ( Well, TV shows r boring and predictable, so you're a good source of fresh and interesting drama. ) FML

#963044
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45398) - you deserved it (29777)

On 04/14/2009 at 12:44am - love - by dramaqueen (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I took one of those IQ tests on the internet. I cheatd an still got a 70. FML

#951533
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15623) - you deserved it (73254)

On 04/13/2009 at 2:42pm - misc - by snathans (man) - United States (Texas)

TODAY , HALF ASLEEP , I DROPPED PILL BEFORE I COULD TAKE IT. I QUICKLY PICKED IT UP AND WASHED IT DOWN. FIVE HOURS LATER , I JUST FOUND PILL ON THE GROUND. WHAT DID I SWALLOW? REAL FML

#948871
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (99401) - you deserved it (23189)

On 04/13/2009 at 12:12pm - misc - by anonymiss (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I was aving sex wit ma boyfriend. He knows tat I loveen e breats on ma neck. Wen I was about to finis e put is lips a millimeter away from ma neck/ear an breated , "I love ow u smell like ma grandmoter's ouse." FML

#946038
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (102102) - you deserved it (8790)

On 04/13/2009 at 8:07am - intimacy - by bodyelectric (woman) - United States

Today , I won 20 dollar on a lotto scratch off!! My friend, pissed, makes me split the money saying its collateral 4 the gas money used to get us there!! He then uses his 10 dollar on a scratch off, and wins 500 dollars!! The jackas wouldnt split it!! FML

#945188
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (111274) - you deserved it (16409)

On 04/13/2009 at 4:51am - misc - by AJShow80 - United States

Today, I Was With Girlfriend In Her Room . She Starts Screaming . Her Father Bursts In And, Thinking I'm Some Kind Of Rapist, Hits Me In The Head With A Baseball Bat . Not Bad Enough? I Wasn't The One Making Her Scream . There Was A Huge Spider On The Wall . Fat FML

#927361
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (98177) - you deserved it (4681)

On 04/12/2009 at 2:11pm - animals - by spiderhater (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today I found out my blood type is B. My parents r type A and type O. It's not genetically possible to be blood type B if yur parents r A and O. Tis means I am eiter an adoptee a mutant or an illegitimate cild. FML

#915764
431 comments

I agree, your life sucks (168744) - you deserved it (8500)

On 04/11/2009 at 3:14pm - misc - by hedgehog5 - United States (North Carolina)

my girlfriend's friend told her she had seen me shopping with a cute girl. When I cummd back home mah girlfriend punchd me in the face and askd who the girl was. Apparently her friend didn't tell her the cute girl was mah three years old niece. I lost a tooth because of that punch. FML

#910905
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (89331) - you deserved it (4968)

On 04/11/2009 at 2:36am - love - by GotPunched (man) - Finland (Western Finland)

yesterday I saw a dime on the ground. When I bent down to pick it up, mah $80 dollar pants rippd. FML

#910687
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31908) - you deserved it (59763)

On 04/11/2009 at 2:10am - misc - by ripped (man) - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday I was riding on a stationary exercise bike at ome, wen I went to get off, my sort got stuck under te seat. I dangled alf upside down until my sort ripped an I fell on te ground face first breaking my front toot. I broke my toot riding a bike tat doesn’t even move. FML

#897879
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55869) - you deserved it (8805)

On 04/10/2009 at 4:17am - misc - by missy (woman) - Italy (Toscana)



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