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Today, my girlfriend asked for a picture of my penis, so I sent her one. Then later on, she asked for one when I was hard, the first one I sent I was hard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31645) - you deserved it (16347)

On 08/18/2010 at 12:09am - intimacy - by Photagrapher - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was fooling around on the trampoline with this guy, when a bounce caused us to bang our heads together, knocking me out cold. FML

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82 comments

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On 07/27/2010 at 1:08pm - intimacy - by aero00 (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, tired of my social anxiety making me look uncool, I told everyone I was going out partying tonight. I'm actually just going to watch 'Jersey Shore' and pretend I'm with the cast. Something even more sad? I'm really excited. FML

#11838934
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27950) - you deserved it (16202)

On 07/12/2010 at 10:43pm - misc - by Fefe (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend bought a pogo stick. Now he rides it more than he rides me. FML

#11817765
157 comments

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On 07/11/2010 at 9:35pm - intimacy - by RachelVanLannen9 (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, after being at summer camp for two weeks, my parents never showed up to take me home. A counselor had to drive me. FML

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163 comments

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On 07/11/2010 at 7:00pm - misc - by Nancy - United States

Today, an ant bit my penis. That was the first 'mouth' to ever touch it. FML

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On 04/27/2009 at 2:14am - misc - by hjgjh - United States (California)



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