About un_nomable : There isn't much to know about me. I am a female and I like turtles. I am a computer geek, working to learn the build of custom web design and creating graphics. I am also an artist on quite a few sites, who has no specific style, as every piece is an experiment. I love animals and hope to one day own a fox. *points at picture*. I also love drawing MLP ponies c:
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Today, I ran full speed into a brick wall because I saw a tiger. On the other side of a zoo cage. FML
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On 12/22/2011 at 10:02pm - animals - by steve - United States
Today, I woke up with Skittles super glued to my forehead. FML
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On 12/20/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by awalc - United States
Today, it was my first day working as a nightclub bartender. All through the evening, a really creepy bloke stood in a dark corner and leered at the girls on the dance floor. When I took the bouncer to one side to let him know, he told me the man was a coat stand. FML
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On 12/19/2011 at 3:57pm - work - by Bob smith (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my brother and I proposed to our girlfriends at the same time. We had perfect synchronization after practicing for days. My brother's girlfriend said yes, mine said no. FML
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On 12/19/2011 at 10:40am - love - by emmmbo - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, while sleeping, my foot was stabbed by something in my bed and I woke up to it bleeding. I looked around for the cause and found nothing. Now I'm afraid to go to sleep because it might happen again. FML
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On 12/19/2011 at 2:35am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada
Today, I was working on the computer when my dad walks in, pointing his finger at me like a gun. Before I could even ask, it turns out he was aiming a rubber band at me. The doctor says I'll be able to take off my eye patch in a couple of days. FML
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On 12/19/2011 at 12:03am - health - by suhleedah18 - United States
Today, I came to the conclusion that my dad must have had a psychotic break, because when I came home, he was wearing sunglasses indoors, and blasted out Skrillex music all through the evening. The sound of diarrhea pouring into a gutter would make for better music than this. FML
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On 12/18/2011 at 6:48pm - misc - by fmT719 - United Kingdom (Essex)
Today, I got screamed at, threatened, cursed, and spat on by an elderly couple for "running them off the road". I was driving an ambulance, lights and sirens on, with a 4 year old in the back who couldn't breathe. They were going 20 in a 50mph zone for 2 miles straight. FML
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On 12/18/2011 at 2:44am - work - by Sedici - United States
Today, I caught my mother attempting to write a $1400 cheque. To whom? The proprietor of a "Christian charity fund" with whom she had been having Internet conversations. The proprietor's name, and that on the cheque, was "Herp McDerpington". FML
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On 12/18/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by scammed - Canada (Quebec)
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via the medium of free-style rapping. FML
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On 12/17/2011 at 12:03pm - love - by Emily - United States (Indiana)
Today, I had two of my wisdom teeth removed. One side of my face is completely swollen, and the other is normal. I feel like the elephant man. FML
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On 12/16/2011 at 4:13pm - misc - by HR (woman) - United States (California)
Today, a stoplight dropped square into the bed of my pickup truck. The police think I was attempting to steal it, and my insurance won't cover the damage to my truck. There were no witnesses. FML
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On 12/15/2011 at 10:16pm - misc - by metallicatime - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my downstairs neighbor had a home birth. Not only did I hear eighteen hours of uninterrupted screaming, they called me afterwards, asking if I could come over to help them clean up. FML
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On 12/15/2011 at 4:43pm - health - by Kara - United States (New York)
Today, I was giving a presentation at work, when I said, "But we could care less about that." My boss asked if I meant, "Couldn't care less." Wanting to avoid embarrassment, I tried to think up an excuse, only to end up blurting that it was my phone's auto-correct. FML
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On 12/14/2011 at 4:21pm - work - by sharon (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, my husband changed the voice on my car's GPS to Mr T's. I don't know how to change it back. I've been saying, "I pity the fool" over and over again ever since. FML
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On 12/14/2011 at 9:06am - misc - by annoyed (woman) - United States (Texas)
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