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About un_nomable : There isn't much to know about me. I am a female and I like turtles. I am a computer geek, working to learn the build of custom web design and creating graphics. I am also an artist on quite a few sites, who has no specific style, as every piece is an experiment. I love animals and hope to one day own a fox. *points at picture*. I also love drawing MLP ponies c:
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Today, mah little sister cummed home crying because someone had shown her a video about the Slender Man. Trying to calm her down, I explained to her that he wasn't real, just like Santa Claus. She looked up at me and said "Santa's not real?" It's been 3 hours, and she hasn't stopped crying. FML
Today, I was watching some pretty intense porn on my Macbook . I unplugged the second monitor so I could lie on my bed . Instead of defaulting to the screen, Airplay somehow synced it to the living room TV, where the rest of my family was watching a movie . FML
Today, I had my boss over 4 dinner. Knowing that I was angling 4 a promotion, my fifteen-year-old son spent the dinner uttering lines such as ( What's the point of showering before bed? ) and ( Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks. ) My boss was not impressed. FML
Today... I have a heret condition that causes migraines an fainting... so I take salt tablets to stop the fainting. The migraines can lead to a stroke... so I have medication for them. The medication has a side effect: fainting. And to avoid migraines... I should avoid salt. mega FML
Today,hile Working At The Pet Store, I Had To Fed The Snakes. I'd Thawd Too Many Mice, So Instead Of Wasting One, I Fd It To Our Turtles. They Decidd To Play Tug Of War With It, Ripping It In Half In Front Of Several Terrifid Children. Fat FML
Today after years of bad blood mah husband decided to invite his parents to dinner. After making rude remarks about mah pregnancy his dad eventually muttered that I'm a slut. My husband punched him his wife called the police and now I'm all alone while he sits in a jail cell for battery. FML
Today, while at the grocery store, I saw mah mother . I thought it would be funny to scare her by sneaking up and grabbing her ass . Not only was it not mah mom, I left the place with a ban from ever returning to that store . FML
Friday 27 March 2015