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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About unLuckyLeah : i only clicked on your page because you clicked on mine first ;)

MY LIFE IS ACTUALLY GREAT!!!!!
I read others' stories when i need a laugh or want to guess which ones are made up lol

Anyways, i basically discovered this site when it seemed like everyone's Facebook status was "FML"
it took me a while to figure it out ::
(like till everyone started becoming "fans" of this site. hah!)

My fML (that never got "confirmed") -
Today, as I was walking to class, it began to lightly rain. I decided not to open my umbrella because I thought I would be late. It was then that a bird took a shit on the top of my head. I spent the next 15 minutes washing my hair in the bathroom. I later found out my professor cancelled class that day when I walked into an empty classroom. FML (and SUCKY San Francisco weather)
true story =/

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unLuckyLeah's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend was really stressed about a guy he works with being a jerk. I told him "if you ignore something long enough, it won't bother you anymore." His response was "I've ignored my herpes for a long time but it still bothers me." We've been having sex for 3 months now. FML

#511174
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (126632) - you deserved it (20386)

On 03/21/2009 at 3:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML

#495475
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56254) - you deserved it (29261)

On 03/20/2009 at 7:35pm - misc - by cjj325 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I saw an attractive man outside the club I was trying to get into to. We talked, and ended up having sex in my apartment. The next day when I was dropping him off, I discovered he was homeless and was outside the club begging for money. My house is suddenly out of bread and cheese. FML

#448904
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31821) - you deserved it (139502)

On 03/18/2009 at 8:10pm - intimacy - by Melaknee (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML

#99885
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63467) - you deserved it (6548)

On 02/21/2009 at 10:16pm - intimacy - by Nails (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was telling my mom that I was really nervous about going to the gynecologist for the first time. Her response, "Oh don't worry, it's not like it's the first time you've spread your legs!" FML

#98125
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37859) - you deserved it (9301)

On 02/21/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by taperjeangirl - United States (Washington)

Today, I found FML for the first time in class, and literally laughed out loud in the middle of the lecture in front of 200 classmates. Today's lecture? The cruelties of slavery. FML

#6752
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28812) - you deserved it (27868)

On 02/03/2009 at 5:55pm - work - by kprice6 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML

#10
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29202) - you deserved it (69962)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:22am - misc - by RaYan -



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