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About unLuckyLeah : i only clicked on your page because you clicked on mine first ;)
MY LIFE IS ACTUALLY GREAT!!!!!
I read others' stories when i need a laugh or want to guess which ones are made up lol
Anyways, i basically discovered this site when it seemed like everyone's Facebook status was "FML"
it took me a while to figure it out ::
(like till everyone started becoming "fans" of this site. hah!)
My fML (that never got "confirmed") -
Today, as I was walking to class, it began to lightly rain. I decided not to open my umbrella because I thought I would be late. It was then that a bird took a shit on the top of my head. I spent the next 15 minutes washing my hair in the bathroom. I later found out my professor cancelled class that day when I walked into an empty classroom. FML (and SUCKY San Francisco weather)
true story =/
cassie ventura on the default people, not me
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my boyfriend was really stressed about a guy he works with being a jerk. I told him "if you ignore something long enough, it won't bother you anymore." His response was "I've ignored my herpes for a long time but it still bothers me." We've been having sex for 3 months now. FML
Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML
Today, I saw an attractive man outside the club I was trying to get into to. We talked, and ended up having sex in my apartment. The next day when I was dropping him off, I discovered he was homeless and was outside the club begging for money. My house is suddenly out of bread and cheese. FML
Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids?" I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML
Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML
Today, I was telling my mom that I was really nervous about going to the gynecologist for the first time. Her response, "Oh don't worry, it's not like it's the first time you've spread your legs!" FML
Monday 30 November 2015