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About unLuckyLeah : i only clicked on your page because you clicked on mine first ;)
MY LIFE IS ACTUALLY GREAT!!!!!
I read others' stories when i need a laugh or want to guess which ones are made up lol
Anyways, i basically discovered this site when it seemed like everyone's Facebook status was "FML"
it took me a while to figure it out ::
(like till everyone started becoming "fans" of this site. hah!)
My fML (that never got "confirmed") -
Today, as I was walking to class, it began to lightly rain. I decided not to open my umbrella because I thought I would be late. It was then that a bird took a shit on the top of my head. I spent the next 15 minutes washing my hair in the bathroom. I later found out my professor cancelled class that day when I walked into an empty classroom. FML (and SUCKY San Francisco weather)
true story =/
cassie ventura on the default people, not me
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I snuck into my brother's room to scare him. Just as I was about to go for it, his girlfriend calls. I had to sit there motionless listening to my brother having phone sex, then wait for him to go to sleep and sneak back out to pretend it never happened. FML
Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years and I decided to have sex for the first time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. FML
Today, I had some pretty bad stomach pain, so I went to the bathroom. After a few minutes, two girls walked in, taking stalls next to me. That's when my farts began to get very large and explosive. Not only did they break into laughter, they waited for me to come out. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. We got on the discussion of animals, and I showed them a picture of my cat on my phone. Being a touchscreen, when her father grabbed it, it changed picture. To a picture of my girlfriend, fully nude. FML
Today, I was babysitting a four year old. He was mad and began hitting me. I told him to use his words not his fists when he's mad. He then began telling me how much he hated me and that I should go die and never come back. FML
Today, was my birthday. I purposely didn't log onto facebook all day so that I could read all my birthday wishes at once. When I logged on at the end of the day I had one notification. My "friend" had commented on a picture of me, saying I looked like jabba the hut. FML