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  • Number of visits : 30522
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About ummmyeahhh : school? sucks. work? even worse. my social life? a disaster.

so. now i'm on fml. want a cookie?

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Today, I got a 31% on a Chinese test at school. I moved here to New Jersey from China two months ago. FML

#161990
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55824) - you deserved it (17639)

On 02/28/2009 at 3:57pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

#161178
999 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71266) - you deserved it (744255)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

#142104
964 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73447) - you deserved it (427942)

On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)

Today, I called the florist and ordered a flower arrangement for my grandma, who I was told was sick. I said I didn't know what to get her, so just to send her something nice. I got a call from my mom calling me an inconsiderate bastard. They sent my grandma forget-me-nots. She has Alzheimers. FML

#117948
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44864) - you deserved it (7018)

On 02/23/2009 at 9:22pm - misc - by Originality18 (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I drunk dialed my mom and told her I was so high and drunk that I thought the KGB was coming after me. When I woke up this morning, my mom told me that she's no longer paying for college. FML

#90754
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17261) - you deserved it (113295)

On 02/20/2009 at 6:42pm - money - by Noname (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179
751 comments

I agree, your life sucks (781710) - you deserved it (82939)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my group of friends, my girlfriend, and I were playing 'never have I ever.' My girlfriend's turn came up and she went with, 'Never have I ever had an orgasm.' FML

#64211
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60580) - you deserved it (19387)

On 02/17/2009 at 10:22pm - intimacy - by skeletor (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I drank a ton of beers for my 25th birthday. My friends love to watch me open beer bottles with my teeth. I chipped both of my front uppers doing this. I'm no longer covered by my parents dental insurance because I'm 25 now. FML

#52066
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8775) - you deserved it (63667)

On 02/16/2009 at 8:01am - misc - by bready (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML

#29434
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10344) - you deserved it (121264)

On 02/12/2009 at 1:00am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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