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  • Town/Country : Coolest Muth@f**!NG place ever, USA
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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 September 1992 (20 years)
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Today, my parents bought purity rings for my twin brother and me for our birthday, and had them blessed by our priest. Neither of us are virgins. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34599) - you deserved it (7884)

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