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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 September 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 348
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About umm_Talk : I'm awesome! ha.

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Today, my parents bought purity rings for my twin brother and me for our birthday, and had them blessed by our priest. Neither of us are virgins. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46117) - you deserved it (11987)

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