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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 September 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my parents bought purity rings for my twin brother and me for our birthday, and had them blessed by our priest. Neither of us are virgins. FML


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