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by Anonymous / 12/05/2011 at 12:23am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
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- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I asked a customer to send me via e-mail the image he wanted me to print. He said, "I don't…
- Today, while masturbating at the computer, I was interrupted by a flash of light out of the corner… Today, I found out that I take long enough showers for my boyfriend to sleep with my sister and put… Today, my girlfriend and I watched Juno. When the baby is born in the film, I put my arm around my…