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  • Town/Country : New Yoikkk, USA
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Today, my boyfriend hacked my facebook account and set my status to say that I was in love with my boss. Seeing the post, my boss called me into his office, and told me he loved me too... FML

#11858705 (167)

I agree, your life sucks (39346) - you deserved it (2848)

On 07/13/2010 at 8:02pm - work - by Camille (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I went to buy a cake for my daughter's birthday. She really loves Twilight, so I decided to get her a vampire-related cake. I wrote down "fangs" as a decoration. The baker thought it said "wangs". My 10 year old daughter's cake has wangs all over it. Her party is tomorrow morning. FML

#4374994 (381)

I agree, your life sucks (33991) - you deserved it (6114)

On 08/08/2009 at 12:04am - misc - by TheCake - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

#4046377 (746)

I agree, your life sucks (81738) - you deserved it (24045)

On 07/26/2009 at 1:57am - love - by treegirl (woman) - United States

Today, I was having really bad diarrhea. I sat down on the toilet and heard a plop, thinking it was just me going to the bathroom. After I was finished, I look in the toilet to see my iPhone sitting in a pool of diarrhea. FML

#4029812 (180)

I agree, your life sucks (49918) - you deserved it (15495)

On 07/25/2009 at 1:14pm - money - by Pottymouth (man) - United States

Today, my husband rescued our daughter's cat from a tree. She spent the next hour clapping and telling me how much of a hero he was. Last night at 2am I was awoken by meowing and had to rescue the same cat from the same tree, in the dark, and halfway down he shit on me. No one called me a hero. FML

#3767592 (143)

I agree, your life sucks (38868) - you deserved it (3737)

On 07/15/2009 at 2:58am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went to a neon themed party. Standing by the UV light, I looked down and realised my pad was glowing through my tights. FML

#3741117 (359)

I agree, your life sucks (58807) - you deserved it (9616)

On 07/14/2009 at 8:23am - misc - by paddy (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up finding myself violently humping my pillow. My mom recorded it. FML

#3474895 (185)

I agree, your life sucks (52932) - you deserved it (9004)

On 07/04/2009 at 4:58am - intimacy - by R_U_CEREAL (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found some Nesquick Chocolate Milk mix in my pantry which sounded good. While making a glass, I got angry because not all of the mix would disolve. Frustrated, I downed the drink. When I finished I looked in the glass and realized the mix that wouldn't disolve was actually tiny ants. FML

#3437609 (125)

I agree, your life sucks (33651) - you deserved it (10633)

On 07/02/2009 at 9:37pm - misc - by ChocoMilkManG (man) - United States