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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 20 July 1988 (24 years)
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Today, an elderly gentleman came into my store complaining of a toothache, so I showed him where the Orajel was located. He then insisted on making a big scene, claiming that I really had the magic touch and if I would just stroke his cheek all his pain would go away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22260) - you deserved it (1881)

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