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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 20 July 1988 (26 years)
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Today, a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I faceplanted. I was going to say "F*ck you" and "I will kill you". It came out as "I will f*ck you." He's still laughing. FML

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On 10/07/2013 at 2:11am - misc - by Ashley - United States (California)

Today, an elderly gentleman came into my store complaining of a toothache, so I showed him where the Orajel was located. He then insisted on making a big scene, claiming that I really had the magic touch and if I would just stroke his cheek all his pain would go away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27455) - you deserved it (2583)

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