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ultimatebobness

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ultimatebobness

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 230
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ultimatebobness : I'm boring :p

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Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46383) - you deserved it (6551)

On 02/13/2014 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mother-in-law called me every 2 hours, starting at 8pm and stopping at 10am the following morning. She says that since my wife and I are expecting our first child, I should "get used to waking up at all hours." She calls my work phone, which I'm not allowed to switch off. FML



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