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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 18 April 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 194
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About uktwo : I'm pretty lame

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