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by ew. / 08/17/2010 at 12:28am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by pumpkinlover89 / 03/27/2010 at 4:26am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/14/2010 at 4:26pm / United States (Illinois) / Transportation
Today, I had a strong feeling that someone was watching me as I was undressing to get ready for bed. I conspicuously moved to the door and threw it open to find my step-brother clearly spying on me. We are the same age, live in the same house three weeks a month and in the same English class. FML
by meowtickmeow / 03/11/2010 at 8:18pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, I tried convincing my Valentine-hating boyfriend to send me a card, by explaining how important it is to me. He finally agreed and sent me a card. I opened it up, and it wished me 'harmony and well-being on Lupercalia'. What is Lupercalia? It's an ancient Roman festival where men run down the street naked, whipping people with goat skins to encourage fertility. FML
by CrappyValentine / 02/14/2010 at 1:56pm / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Love
by Normal / 12/12/2009 at 11:39pm / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
by thewallrules / 12/05/2009 at 9:10am / United States (North Dakota) / Miscellaneous
Today, in dance class we did a choreography where we wear two shirts and take one off in one quick motion. After I took mine off, the audience goes "aaah". Then I realize that I had taken both my shirts off as stood there with only my bra on. I was being videotaped. FML
by girl / 11/21/2009 at 7:36pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by JuicyJohn / 09/08/2009 at 9:33pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
by BoredRunner42 / 09/07/2009 at 2:33am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/18/2009 at 7:45pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
Today, while taking a drug test for a volunteer job, I found out that I have a "shy bladder". It took me ages to pee into a cup. I was congratulated and clapped for by complete strangers when I finally left for taking a piss. FML
by peeepeee. / 06/03/2009 at 4:06pm / United States (Ohio) / Work
by Hallllo / 05/11/2009 at 1:12am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
Today, I was at my senior dance dancing with this guy I really like. He was telling me how he likes a strong woman who's not afraid to make the first move. Empowered by what he said, I asked him out. He said no because he thinks girls shouldn't ask guys out. FML
by Anonymous / 04/21/2009 at 5:52pm / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I went with my girlfriend to the mall. We were looking at jewellery in Zales and she came across the engagement rings. She looks at one and says, "Are you kidding me? That ring is hideous and it's the most expensive one here! Who the fuck would buy that?" Well, that would be me. FML
by jkl54 / 03/31/2009 at 8:07pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my bosses words, "Abided by company policy to such an…
- Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to spice up our sex life. He suggested incorporating bacon. He… Today, I woke up and had a voicemail from my boyfriend. I just thought nothing of it because it was… Today, my girlfriend kindly let me know that she didn't care that I am 'below average' in the penis…