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by Musicfreak / 12/18/2011 at 6:36pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by blondie101 / 12/09/2011 at 1:11am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Rash / 12/06/2011 at 11:54am / United States (New York) / Animals
Today, I was casually shopping at Walmart. Everything was normal until the young guy browsing the aisle next to me suddenly approached me and whispered "sperm" into my ear. My spine has never experienced a chill like this one before. FML
by Anonymous / 11/30/2011 at 10:11pm / United States / Intimacy
by Justforlolz / 11/24/2011 at 11:46am / United States (New York) / Work
Today, I was jogging around the neighborhood when I went past a bar. There were lots of drunk men outside telling me to come over so they could give me the night of my life. One of those men was my grandpa. FML
by Anonymous / 11/23/2011 at 5:58pm / United States / Intimacy
by toomuch / 11/22/2011 at 4:36am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by peonypiney / 11/03/2011 at 3:32pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
Today, my boyfriend confessed that he hates horror films. Our relationship was born out of our 'love' for horror films. I have endured 3 years of watching films that absolutely terrify me only to find out he doesn't like them either. FML
by duped / 10/29/2011 at 7:32am / United Kingdom (Warwickshire) / Love
by Tony / 10/18/2011 at 11:10am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/14/2011 at 10:41am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by RetroDayDreamer / 09/10/2011 at 11:46am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Alyssa Charlotte / 07/28/2011 at 10:25pm / Mexico / Transportation
Today, I realized I have no life after I created a fake Facebook account, posted an insulting message on my wall, and then engaged in a vicious argument with it, just so I could impress my friends. FML
by jen / 07/08/2011 at 10:57am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I was on my way home from a long night shift, exhausted beyond belief. While walking down my… Today, I had sex with a guy I had wanted for awhile. Or I think it counts as sex. Really, I thought… Today, my bed broke down in the middle. My crush offered to fix it for me, but I can't have people…
- Today, I’m in Mexico for an internship. I was at a party when a drunk guy harangued me, calling me… Today, I’m on vacation in Tunisia. Having trouble with the heat at night, I tried sleeping outside… Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.…