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Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

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217 comments

Today, my nap was cut short by three bricks flying through my window. FML

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87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25662) - you deserved it (2062)

On 02/01/2012 at 3:22am - misc - by dammit - United States

Today, my dad created a new rule: It isn't old until there's mold. FML

#18810141
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24446) - you deserved it (2271)

On 01/14/2012 at 10:54pm - misc - by ohlordhelpmenow (woman) - United States

Today, I had a band concert and my mum got kicked out. She screamed "BORING!" in the middle of it. FML

#18803837
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25824) - you deserved it (2977)

On 01/14/2012 at 8:34am - misc - by katie876 (woman) - United States

Today, I spent five dollars on a virtual cat. FML

Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML

#18766108
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44227) - you deserved it (4524)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - India

Today, I was sexing it up with my boyfriend. Halfway through, he looked at me and said, "Y'know what you never see in a porno? Intellectual conversation. Read any good books lately?" He wouldn't keep going until I answered. FML

#18764509
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26770) - you deserved it (6265)

On 01/10/2012 at 4:36am - intimacy - by eakthegeek - United States

Today, I had to explain to my 25-year-old boyfriend why we cannot get pet raccoons. This is not the first time we have had this conversation. FML

#18721209
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22442) - you deserved it (5760)

On 01/05/2012 at 10:45pm - animals - by britanyann (woman) - United States

Today, I accidentally moaned my own name during sex. FML

#18703291
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31783) - you deserved it (27445)

On 01/04/2012 at 1:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML

#18626435
329 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42235) - you deserved it (8111)

On 12/27/2011 at 4:50pm - intimacy - by blegh (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my extremely OCD girlfriend wouldn't have sex with me because my bedroom wasn't "properly symmetrical." FML

#18623946
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31314) - you deserved it (6634)

On 12/27/2011 at 10:20am - intimacy - by gtfoocd (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, a guy rang my doorbell, yelled "Happy Halloween" and then threw a bunch of leaves that he'd lit on fire at me. FML

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122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28399) - you deserved it (2384)

On 12/25/2011 at 11:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar started trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, "I used to be a tough guy like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML

#18593025
325 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14821) - you deserved it (37309)

On 12/23/2011 at 9:49pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, while waiting for my train, I was listening to a voicemail message on my phone. Out of nowhere, a stranger came up to me from behind and screamed "DELETE!" into my ear. His voice command deleted my message. FML

#18580798
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30565) - you deserved it (4072) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/22/2011 at 4:25pm - misc - by anna - France

Today, I got aroused by the vanilla scent from an unused trash bag. FML

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105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23130) - you deserved it (6096)

On 12/19/2011 at 10:23pm - intimacy - by BKCK4187 - United States



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