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Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML
by aliezzedine / 02/02/2012 at 6:32am / Lebanon / Miscellaneous
by dammit / 02/01/2012 at 3:22am / United States / Miscellaneous
by ohlordhelpmenow / 01/14/2012 at 10:54pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by katie876 / 01/14/2012 at 8:34am / United States / Miscellaneous
by bobbeta30 / 01/11/2012 at 11:33am / United States (New York) / Money
by Anonymous / 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm / India / Kids
Today, I was sexing it up with my boyfriend. Halfway through, he looked at me and said, "Y'know what you never see in a porno? Intellectual conversation. Read any good books lately?" He wouldn't keep going until I answered. FML
by eakthegeek / 01/10/2012 at 4:36am / United States / Intimacy
by britanyann / 01/05/2012 at 10:45pm / United States / Animals
by Anonymous / 01/04/2012 at 1:43am / United States / Intimacy
by blegh / 12/27/2011 at 4:50pm / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
by gtfoocd / 12/27/2011 at 10:20am / United States (Connecticut) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/25/2011 at 11:52pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar started trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, "I used to be a tough guy like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML
by Anonymous / 12/23/2011 at 9:49pm / Australia / Health
Today, while waiting for my train, I was listening to a voicemail message on my phone. Out of nowhere, a stranger came up to me from behind and screamed "DELETE!" into my ear. His voice command deleted my message. FML
by anna / 12/22/2011 at 4:25pm / France / Miscellaneous
by BKCK4187 / 12/19/2011 at 10:23pm / United States / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…
- Today, my boyfriend whispered to me, “I’m so tired of these fucking mosquitos.” When I asked why he… Today, I’m on a mission in Africa. My company driver is so old, deaf and half blind that I have to… Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was…