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Today, my wife sent me to the store to pick stuff up so we could make BLTs. I got the bacon, but couldn't remember what else went into them, so I bought an avocado and napkins. When I got back home, my wife very slowly and sarcastically explained what BLT stands for. FML
by Anonymous / 04/07/2012 at 3:40pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/24/2012 at 9:41pm / United States (Virginia) / Work
by Avery / 03/24/2012 at 4:06pm / United States (California) / Geek
by Laura / 03/20/2012 at 6:27pm / United Kingdom (South Ayrshire) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was on the train ride home from a trip to Florida, and I gave my mom a call. While we talked, I made an offhand comment that all my friends back home must miss me. She knowingly asked if I meant my Sims and my cat. FML
by lyla / 03/20/2012 at 3:15pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by mel_bear_ / 03/14/2012 at 10:38am / United Kingdom (Reading) / Love
Today, at work at a gas station kiosk, a man requested a carton of cigarettes. We keep our cigarettes on a high shelf. I'm short and very large chested so I have to jump in order to reach the carton. He said, "I only come here for the entertainment" and left without purchasing his cigarettes. FML
by aprilmay91 / 03/11/2012 at 8:38am / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 03/02/2012 at 10:54am / United States / Health
by ohdang / 03/01/2012 at 12:12pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by sadgirl / 02/28/2012 at 10:51am / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/26/2012 at 4:27pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/18/2012 at 1:22am / United States / Transportation
by SocialAnxietyNightmare / 02/09/2012 at 11:42am / United Kingdom (London) / Health
by Anonymous / 02/03/2012 at 2:58am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Kids
- Today, at the end of another long workday, my husband announced that he was going to take a shower.… Today, my 13-year-old daughter and I went to a tropical themed restaurant. She wanted a strawberry… Today, I thought it would be sexy to cook dinner in lingerie. Today, my boyfriend thought it would…
- Today, my mother was telling me how i use to suck on my dad's nipple's when i was hungry as a baby,… Today, I walked in on my boyfriend having sex with my twin sister. I have been on birth control for… Today, I helped my boyfriend of two years go through his divorce, find a house, and set up all his…