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2day mah friend and I were discussing music bands, and I asked who her favorite Queen member is. She looked at me like I was from another world and said, "I don't have a favorite British queen. That's like, so weird." FML

#20002229
181 comments

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On 08/04/2012 at 1:15pm - misc - by fuckingbeliebers (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I decided to be nice an pay a social visit to my slightly deranged grandpa. I ended up politely sitting through two hours of him lecturing me on how he "invented the modern tap", then on how sex is an Illuminati invention to "give sluts the STDs they need to kill us all". FML

#20000913
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On 08/03/2012 at 7:50pm - misc - by yeah okay then (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today... grlfriend tried to convince me that she never takes dumps. I told her that as long as she eats... it's a biological impossibility... but she seems to have genuinely deluded herself into thinking it's true... purely cuz she is a grl. FML

#19997167
222 comments

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On 08/01/2012 at 8:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today , my OCD boyfriend stopped mid-way through sex just to crack all ten of his knuckles after accidentally cracking one. FML

#19990567
137 comments

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On 07/29/2012 at 9:34am - intimacy - by anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, wile working as a manager at a restaurant, te "All employees must was ands" sign in te batroom was stolen. Now my employees won't was teir ands cuz tey "don't ave to." FML

#19986926
208 comments

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On 07/27/2012 at 5:25am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, wile working as a manager at a restaurant, te "All employees must was ands" sign in te batroom was stolen. Now my employees won't was teir ands cuz tey "don't ave to." FML

#19986926
208 comments

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On 07/27/2012 at 5:25am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

2day I Was Wit Ma Grandma In Ma Naw Car . Sa Suddanly Says, "I'va Got To Paa Bad." Witout Giving Ma Anoug Tima To Fina A Gas Station, Sa Blurt Out, "Navar Mind, I Just Did." FML

#19982859
103 comments

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On 07/25/2012 at 2:10am - misc - by arw - United States

Today, ma boss gave me a warning fir ( insulting our best customer ) after se saw a comment on er customer card saying ( stop giving tis fat bitc free samples !! ) My boss ad written it in te first place, but refuse to eiter remember or admit it !! FML

#19969861
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On 07/21/2012 at 6:49pm - work - by fuckdubstep51 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

TODAY, I REALIZED THATHENEVER I USE EMOTICONS, I TEND TO MAKE THE SAME FACE IN REAL LIFE. MY COWORKERS GLEEFULLY SHOWED ME VARIOUS PICTURES WITH MAH TONGUE OUT, FACE SCRUNCHED UP, AND SO ON,HILE STARING AT MAH PHONE. THEY'VE ALREADY MADE THEIR WAY AROUND THE OFFICE. FML

#19967913
68 comments

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On 07/21/2012 at 12:24pm - misc - by dawn (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

today while walking home.. . I passd some guy loudly whining that foreign imports are destroying our economy.. . and that we should all be deportd . When I pointd out that the mobile phone in his hand was clearly a Samsung.. . he turnd bright rd and punchd me in the gut . FML

#19964945
113 comments

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On 07/20/2012 at 6:45pm - health - by fxck (man) - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

today while walking home.. . I passd some guy loudly whining that foreign imports are destroying our economy.. . and that we should all be deportd . When I pointd out that the mobile phone in his hand was clearly a Samsung.. . he turnd bright rd and punchd me in the gut . FML

#19964945
113 comments

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On 07/20/2012 at 6:45pm - health - by fxck (man) - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today I searchd our neighborhood for our lost dog . After screaming at the top of our lungs driving around looool in crcles and asking strangers we realizd we took him to the groomers this morning . FML

#19960444
101 comments

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On 07/19/2012 at 7:56pm - animals - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today... I'm sitting in tha ER with aight-yaar-old son. Ha broka his arm aftar jumping out through tha sacond story window. Ha was too impatiant to walk to tha ica craam van pulling up outsida. FML

#19932634
169 comments

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On 07/13/2012 at 1:08pm - kids - by Marjorie (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Taday an old guy approachad ma and askad if I had avar saan an alaphant withhita aars. I shook my haad. Ha than pullad tha pockat out of his short andhippad out his sax nosa. FML

#19926709
207 comments

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On 07/12/2012 at 2:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today , ma boss asked me if e could pay me in gum . Tinking e was playing around , I agreed . He wasn't playing around . FML

#19921973
116 comments

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On 07/11/2012 at 1:29am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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