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About ukeandfoodislife : I like FML and have had the app since 2011(:
just got an account tho... So hi:)
I remember when Enslaved, Perdix, and Docbastard literally ruled FML.
If you're here, it's probably for one of 2 reasons.
One, I wrote a really lame comment and you want to further gawk at my low IQ, or two, I wrote a kick-ass comment and you would like to learn more about me. I'd rather not write a lot here, so message me if you wanna learn more(:
Anyways, hey! Have a wonderful day(:
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Today, my sweet 7-month-old puppy ran up to a big fat dog at the park and did what she always does: roll over on her back to start to play. The big fat dog lifted his leg and peed all over my puppy's belly. After the shock, my soaking wet puppy jumped on me. FML
Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML
Friday 19 December 2014