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ukeandfoodislife

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ukeandfoodislife

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About ukeandfoodislife : I like FML and have had the app since 2011(:
just got an account tho... So hi:)

I remember when Enslaved, Perdix, and Docbastard literally ruled FML.

If you're here, it's probably for one of 2 reasons.

One, I wrote a really lame comment and you want to further gawk at my low IQ, or two, I wrote a kick-ass comment and you would like to learn more about me. I'd rather not write a lot here, so message me if you wanna learn more(:

Anyways, hey! Have a wonderful day(:

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Today, I came home from vacation, only to find my neighbours relaxing on my patio, and their kids swimming in my pool. FML

#21197297
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48678) - you deserved it (4142)

On 07/03/2014 at 12:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today, it's my birthday. My next-door neighbours gave me a stool and some rope. FML

#21194564
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55977) - you deserved it (5184) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/01/2014 at 12:55am - love - by NosChersVoisins - France (Aquitaine)

Today, my sweet 7-month-old puppy ran up to a big fat dog at the park and did what she always does: roll over on her back to start to play. The big fat dog lifted his leg and peed all over my puppy's belly. After the shock, my soaking wet puppy jumped on me. FML

#21188726
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45388) - you deserved it (5100)

On 06/26/2014 at 12:57am - animals - by Pisser (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, after 2 weeks of not having sex, my pregnant girlfriend and I finally fooled around. This was immediately followed by her bursting into tears and begging me to make her a ham steak. FML

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165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38091) - you deserved it (8947)

On 02/02/2013 at 9:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)



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