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by Anonymous / 09/15/2015 at 10:02pm / United Kingdom (Coventry) / Money
by wtf did he do / 07/19/2015 at 5:02am / United States (Alaska) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be hilarious to secretly swap her and my mom's numbers in my phone, then sexually tease me before going to work. I found out about the prank when I texted my "girlfriend", saying I was going to fuck her so hard she wouldn't walk straight for days. FML
by Anonymous / 07/19/2015 at 12:36am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by padthaimeanoose / 07/18/2015 at 11:29pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by ddhaley1 / 07/18/2015 at 3:08pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Kids
by cherokeems / 03/26/2015 at 1:44pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/03/2014 at 12:42pm / France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur) / Holidays
by NosChersVoisins / 07/01/2014 at 12:55am / France (Aquitaine) / Love
Today, my sweet 7-month-old puppy ran up to a big fat dog at the park and did what she always does: roll over on her back to start to play. The big fat dog lifted his leg and peed all over my puppy's belly. After the shock, my soaking wet puppy jumped on me. FML
by Pisser / 06/26/2014 at 12:57am / United States (Oregon) / Animals
by Anonymous / 02/02/2013 at 9:41am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML
by I_Am_The_Edge / 06/11/2009 at 12:06pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
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