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About uglyvioletloser : I'm currently learning Korean and being stupid. So 안녕하세요

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Today, I walked in on my daughter lighting candles around one of her friends, who'd fallen asleep while her other friends chanted something in a different language. They still won't tell me what they were doing. FML

#21001182
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48903) - you deserved it (4871)

On 12/22/2013 at 10:36am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I have such an irrational fear of the noise my smoke detector makes when it goes off, that dying in my sleep from smoke inhalation or carbon monoxide poisoning sounds absolutely peachy by comparison. FML

#20990951
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31543) - you deserved it (5657)

On 12/13/2013 at 2:55am - health - by TheLadyOpal (woman) - United States

Today, my dad decided to clean his muddy shoes right beside me by clapping them together, causing mud to fly all over me. This wouldn't have been a problem had I not been wearing my white wedding dress just before getting married. FML

#20989738
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55830) - you deserved it (3447)

On 12/12/2013 at 12:31am - misc - by >.> (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML

#20988758
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41791) - you deserved it (6892)

On 12/11/2013 at 8:14am - misc - by pootie (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, a classmate's mother called my phone, threatening to have my dorm room raided for drugs. Why? She saw our text messages discussing where he would pick up the textbook I borrowed and thought it was the new "code name" for weed. FML

#20988723
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38311) - you deserved it (2445)

On 12/11/2013 at 6:58am - misc - by a.white - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that I take long enough showers for my boyfriend to sleep with my sister and put everything back to normal before I get out. I found out when I needed more shampoo that was in a shopping bag in my room. FML

#20984084
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64176) - you deserved it (5321)

On 12/07/2013 at 4:55pm - intimacy - by mystery - United States (North Dakota)

Today, my husband learned that if he asks me a question while I am dead asleep my answer will most likely be "Yes". Incidentally, I now have a new cat. FML

Today, my fifteen year old son decided to tell his little five year old sister that Santa isn't real. She now refuses to talk to any of us and thinks "her whole life is a lie". FML

#20983553
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41384) - you deserved it (6219)

On 12/07/2013 at 2:17am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I had a dream that I was playing fetch with my dog. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't woken up to the sound of my phone smashing against the wall. FML

Today, my wicked mother has been with us for a week. She's already thrown away my daughter's favorite toy, broke my computer, scratched my oak table, stained my most expensive shirt, peed in our bed, and called the attention of the cops by staring at kids in school. She's staying for three months. FML

Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML

#4331370
818 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26112) - you deserved it (502336)

On 08/06/2009 at 9:35am - misc - by who_could_it_be - Canada (Ontario)



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