Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

ughigiveup

Search for a member

ughigiveup

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 June 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5095
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ughigiveup : I don't do much, isn't that cute?

ughigiveup's page activity

Visits<b>kelseysking</b> - the 09/14/2014 at 8:55pm<b>FOBisBACK</b> - the 11/15/2013 at 1:31am<b>anonymous10432</b> - the 05/21/2013 at 12:26pm<b>stevenJB</b> - the 04/09/2013 at 9:50pm<b>krazieslife</b> - the 06/22/2012 at 12:35am<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 10:05pm<b>Reidar</b> - the 06/01/2011 at 6:27am<b>Kefka91</b> - the 05/30/2011 at 12:36am<b>iSatori_11</b> - the 05/03/2011 at 6:12am<b>lolmyendoff456</b> - the 04/20/2011 at 7:48pm<b>lmc94</b> - the 03/01/2011 at 10:19am<b>RayeofSunshine</b> - the 02/13/2011 at 6:32pm<b>Pstrokes</b> - the 02/02/2011 at 10:34am<b>FThatLife009</b> - the 01/30/2011 at 3:31pm<b>HeyBabez</b> - the 01/30/2011 at 1:32am<b>fluffingclouds</b> - the 01/26/2011 at 9:46am<b>BonyorBobby</b> - the 01/09/2011 at 9:03am<b>lilauer13</b> - the 12/29/2010 at 3:35pm

ughigiveup's FML badges

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

50 favourites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

See all of ughigiveup's badges

ughigiveup's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad yelled for me. It was an emergency. I ran down the stairs, tripped, fell, and limped over to my dad only to find that he wanted me to see a video of someone playing "Bohemian Rhapsody" on the ukulele. FML

#18102267
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22475) - you deserved it (2725)

On 10/29/2011 at 9:40am - misc - by camille - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet me there. I was a little surprised to get home and find she wasn't there, but even more shocked to see my rabbit run over in my driveway. Turns out he'd gotten loose and my mom had run him over, panicked, and left. FML

#18101830
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28644) - you deserved it (1975)

On 10/29/2011 at 7:02am - animals - by Noname - United States

Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriends house to be romantic and knocked on her window. She went and got her mother to see who was at the window. FML

#18101485
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14532) - you deserved it (19744)

On 10/29/2011 at 3:43am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my elderly neighbor called the police because my cat was in her yard. I now have a citation and a court date. Apparently, there is a leash law for cats in my town, and it is taken very seriously. FML

#18100684
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25638) - you deserved it (5268)

On 10/29/2011 at 12:51am - animals - by Fought The Law - United States (Georgia)

Today, my dad walked in on me masturbating. All I could say was, "Uh I had an itch..." FML

#18100630
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16949) - you deserved it (30866)

On 10/29/2011 at 12:43am - intimacy - by me - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went over to my friend's house. We were teasing each other, when she stood up and began to jokingly walk away. Trying to be cute, I tried to pull her onto my knee. I miscalculated and she ended up sitting right on my boner. FML

#18098530
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29956) - you deserved it (17617)

On 10/28/2011 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was so lonely, I tried to hold hands with plastic "horror hand" I bought for Halloween. FML

#17734152
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22829) - you deserved it (8182)

On 09/13/2011 at 2:11am - love - by Penkkis (woman) - Finland (Lapland)

Today, I apologized to the cat for walking into the laundry room while he was using the litter box. FML

#17734128
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23531) - you deserved it (9426)

On 09/13/2011 at 2:05am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I found out that the engineers I work with believe that a woman with an engineering degree working in an engineering company is apparently equivalent to a "secretary for engineers." I am that woman. FML

#17734062
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27191) - you deserved it (3158)

On 09/13/2011 at 1:53am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I received a rejection letter from a college that I'd applied to 6 years ago. FML

#17734053
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28447) - you deserved it (2170)

On 09/13/2011 at 1:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got home from work to find my wife asleep in her easy chair with my two year old son asleep in a pile of torn-up paper. I soon found out it was my 1960s collection of a Superman comic book series that I inherited from my dad. It was worth well over $2,000. FML

#17731995
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37542) - you deserved it (4490)

On 09/12/2011 at 10:15pm - kids - by Randy - United States (Alabama)

Today, I woke up to the feeling of someone tickling my back. I quickly realized I haven't been touched in so long that I was smiling to flies landing on me in my sleep. FML

#17730120
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23697) - you deserved it (4068)

On 09/12/2011 at 7:03pm - animals - by GnarCarBar - United States

Today, while at the beach, my little brother's hat blew off. I chased after it before I completely lost sight and realized I was no match for the wind. I get back and he's wearing the hat. I chased a fucking trash bag for a mile thinking it was his hat. FML

#17729862
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22830) - you deserved it (9681)

On 09/12/2011 at 6:32pm - misc - by justhereforlaughs (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML

#17729404
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33445) - you deserved it (3547)

On 09/12/2011 at 5:37pm - misc - by siikman313 - United States (New York)

Today, I met an old friend from high school and his hot girlfriend. I jokingly said she must be blind to go out with him. His response: "Yeah, she is." FML

#17728499
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19204) - you deserved it (32883)

On 09/12/2011 at 3:25pm - misc - by aru9 - United States (New Jersey)



Zach Stafford's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Zach's illustrated FML
  • Everybody's talking about Ebola at the moment. I have trouble keeping up with the latest trends. I'm going to wait until Christmas and see what special offers turn up in the shops, under funky new names…

Friday 17 October 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: