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Today, my dad yelled for me. It was an emergency. I ran down the stairs, tripped, fell, and limped over to my dad only to find that he wanted me to see a video of someone playing "Bohemian Rhapsody" on the ukulele. FML
by camille / 10/29/2011 at 9:40am / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet me there. I was a little surprised to get home and find she wasn't there, but even more shocked to see my rabbit run over in my driveway. Turns out he'd gotten loose and my mom had run him over, panicked, and left. FML
by Noname / 10/29/2011 at 7:02am / United States / Animals
by Anonymous / 10/29/2011 at 3:43am / United States / Love
Today, my elderly neighbor called the police because my cat was in her yard. I now have a citation and a court date. Apparently, there is a leash law for cats in my town, and it is taken very seriously. FML
by Fought The Law / 10/29/2011 at 12:51am / United States (Georgia) / Animals
by me / 10/29/2011 at 12:43am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
Today, I went over to my friend's house. We were teasing each other, when she stood up and began to jokingly walk away. Trying to be cute, I tried to pull her onto my knee. I miscalculated and she ended up sitting right on my boner. FML
by Anonymous / 10/28/2011 at 7:39pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
by Penkkis / 09/13/2011 at 2:11am / Finland (Lapland) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/13/2011 at 2:05am / United States (Tennessee) / Animals
Today, I found out that the engineers I work with believe that a woman with an engineering degree working in an engineering company is apparently equivalent to a "secretary for engineers." I am that woman. FML
by Anonymous / 09/13/2011 at 1:53am / United Kingdom / Work
by Anonymous / 09/13/2011 at 1:53am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I got home from work to find my wife asleep in her easy chair with my two year old son asleep in a pile of torn-up paper. I soon found out it was my 1960s collection of a Superman comic book series that I inherited from my dad. It was worth well over $2,000. FML
by Randy / 09/12/2011 at 10:15pm / United States (Alabama) / Kids
by GnarCarBar / 09/12/2011 at 7:03pm / United States / Animals
Today, while at the beach, my little brother's hat blew off. I chased after it before I completely lost sight and realized I was no match for the wind. I get back and he's wearing the hat. I chased a fucking trash bag for a mile thinking it was his hat. FML
by justhereforlaughs / 09/12/2011 at 6:32pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by siikman313 / 09/12/2011 at 5:37pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by aru9 / 09/12/2011 at 3:25pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I visited my parents with my four year old. My son started to excitedly tell his grandmother… Today, my new husband and I embarked on our honeymoon together that has been months in the planning… Today, I discovered our dog anxiety-sharts in his sleep. I found this out after a couple nights of…