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About ughfmltears : I'm 20 currently attending college I'm a introvert, but I know how to have fun just In a safe way lol. I have a pet dog who I love to death. I come here to feel less frustrated with life. Feel free to message me.

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Today, I went to the pool. As I started going up the steps to use the water slide, a kid no older than 10 yanked my swim trunks down to "see what's down there." FML

Today, my 15-year-old daughter's pregnancy test came back positive. I wanted to know who the father is, so I could sit the two of them down to talk the situation through with them. She isn't sure if it's her best friend, or our neighbor's son. FML


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